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As day 4828 begins, the eIndian community awakens to a glorious new dawn. Kael the invoker has won an overwhelming majority of 100% in the Indian presidential elections. The election was considered by all observers to be a complete and total victory, with the entire Indian community throwing their unquestioned support behind Kael.

“This is one of the clearest mandates I’ve seen for anyone. This is historical” an election official commented “we haven’t seen any such thing happen since last month”

It has also been known that there were multiple contenders for the presidential elections this month, including big names such as MohanB and BrknSword. Both pulled out of the race upon Kael’s announcement that he was running for president..

Party president of DPI, Anubis said “when kael asked to be put on the ticket, he could not be denied. Simple as that - you don’t stand in his way when he decides to run”

Day at the polling booth

We asked various Indians at the polling booth what they thought of the election and who they voted for

“For years, India has been dancing to the tunes of foreigners, Kael will make them dance to our tunes instead” MohanB said

Brknsword opines “I voted for Kael because he is the best memer in the country. When we are down, Kael is always ready with a meme. He’s the man”



(Pictured at the polling booth, left to right - MohanB, Maharaja Linko and BrknSword)

“It was a difficult choice to make” wittyprakash, founder emeritus of Tattiprakash is a Noob party said “whether or not to vote for Kael for a month or 30 days”. But he quickly added “I did vote for Kael, though”



Message from the overlord

No Indian election is ever possible without the overlord’s blessings. The overlord, long acknowledged as the strongest player in India and the most erudite. Presidents and Dictators alike usually wait in line to hear from the overlord. Fighters all over the world pay close attention to his movements, for he gets epic battles started with the flick of a single switch.

“India needs Kael and Kael needs India. Simple as that.” The overlord tells us “It’s a no brainer, really.” Then he drops this bombshell “If Kael didn’t become CP, Maharaja Linko would have got MP and that’s the end of all BH hunting”.

“So, you don’t like Maharaja Linko?” we asked him

“No no no, Maharaja Linko is fine. Maharaja Linko is good. It’s just that he sometimes….dumps”



(Pictured above, The Overlord in his stately mansion)

“Every citizen reading this should also donate me 2000 cc.” The overlord told us just as we were leaving his mansion.

Revival of Sasha



An immediate and pressing priority of the Kael administration would be the tragic demise of Sasha Braus. “We will be sending a delegation to FUNimation Productions and engaging our diplomats to put pressure to revive the deceased character and bring her back to life with immediate effect.” an administration spokesman said.

The move was wholeheartedly endorsed by Visor of blades. “The previous administration was apathetic to these shocking events and took no action.” This view was echoed by Akshit1998 “it seemed to me that the previous administration didn’t pay any heed to the welfare of virtual characters, which many of our citizens emotional and social well being was so tightly bound to”

The government spokesman went on to add “We will also press the studio not to bring into effect any more deaths in the ongoing storyline. It’s most distressing to our citizens”.

National award for wittyprakash

“Witty is among the most steadfast and reliable players in the country on his views.” Kael said, in his address to the nation. “We will be awarding him with a lifetime achievement award for his numerous achievements”

“Witty has shown exemplary diplomatic skills and considerable tact in communication. He has successfully made us an additional number of adversaries, which has never been done before.”

“He has also endeavoured to increase the number of political parties in the country, which serves a very important function in increasing our risk of PTO. For this alone he deserves the highest form of commendation”.

“I do my best” witty responded with his characteristic poise and humility while accepting the award.



Ed’s note - this is satire and we do not accept any responsibility if someone takes this too seriously.