Just Plain Stupid

Day 1,719, 14:57 Published in USA USA by Sir Gulden Draak

Greetings eUSA,

I hope you are enjoying your weekend. It saddens me to have to write this article, but it appears that on the eve of CP elections some in the country have decided to resort to cheap tricks and just plain stupidity. You may have already received, or will receive a message that says the following:


Civil Anarchy’s plan to dismantle Eden


When I first got these logs, I didn’t want to believe it. I couldn’t believe it. So I did my own explorations, and I asked questions. So when I found out that Civil Anarchy wanted to dismantle Eden and in essence betray our allies for Political Strength and to satisfy his ego, I was crushed. I use to respect Civil Anarchy but now I see his true colors. Civil Anarchy logs show that, he is willing to lose our best allies like France and Germany to side with CTRL. He doesn’t want to listen to the American people; he is a maniac and a proponent of CTRL. He wants to create a New World Order and if that means lying to the American people and our allies so be it. Civil Anarchy has lied for the last time. Please read these logs and stand with America. Do not be fooled again!
Please read the logs for yourself. Come to your own conclusion.



The message will also have links to the following pictures:






Unless you are a Texas Blind Salamander, which I assume you aren't, it is pretty obvious to see that this is an atrocious photoshop job. I mean just look at those missions that Civil Anarchy supposedly hasn't completed. For instance, the first one on the second row, is the "Become a brave solider" mission which requires a citizen to join an MU and complete orders for four different days. Civil is a member of an MU, and being National Force I am fairly certain he has completed four days worth of orders. Also lets look at the next mission on the bottom row, the "Big Battle Time" mission that requires a citizen to defeat 444 opponents. Again, being National Force it would be impossible for him to have not completed this mission. Not a single word of what is written here is true, it is simply a low rank, bullshit manuever, by some butthurt citizens. If you choose not to vote Civil Anarchy tomorrow, that is fine, but please do not let this idiotic message, and shitty photoshop job influence your decision. Now get back to your weekend.

Stay thirsty my friends,

Sir Gulden Draak

UPDATE: Civil Anarchy has asked me to include a screenshot of his current profile. As you can see below, it is very different from the obvious fake in the message. He has no missions, and is poor 🙂.









Save the Salamander!