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Being watched!
This article - in my opinion - is not very funny, but who knows you may like it!

REPORTER - Hello today I am talking with my friend [REDACTED] about the feeling of being watched!

[REDACTED] - Aw geez man - I don't like where this is going already! You - You arent telling pe - people my name are you!

Reporter - Why of course not [REDACTED]. Now please tell us when all these feelings of being watched began?

[REDACTED] - W - Well it all started when - when I was getting s-squeaky clean in my - my tub. I just ha - happened to be getting out and then it - it hit me.

Reporter - What hit you?

[REDACTED] I - I don't know! I - I heard a loud thud ad than I was falling on the - the floor!

Reporter - Whoa man! Do you live with anyone else?

[REDACTED]- Well just my - my ________________ (let's just say ... he will be living alone for a long time)

Reporter - Uhhh ... Okay, and what makes you so sure that you are being watched?

[REDACTED] - The eyes! I see them everywhere I go! I - I mean wherever I go at
ni - night!

Reporter - Okay that is pretty freaky.

[REDACTED] - Y - Yeah I only feel like - like when I am outside wa - walking
or ge -getting squeaky clean.

Reporter - Well you heard it, first-hand folks! Watch your surrounding for peepers! Or don't it is up to you.

Epilogue
John McBean has been arrested for assault on an older man who once served in the old world war. Johns excuse was "He was the - the one who was watching me get squeaky clean and go on walks!" All the veteran had to say was "Your wrong boy!"
(crossover! read the last article!)



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