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Helloooooooo USA!

Day 4,548, 11:31 • Published in USA Canada

• by Thedillpickl

Hi kids!

Here's the link: https://youtu.be/KhaUnHJjS8A

Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're beautiful
Makin' love with you is all I wanna do
Lovin' you is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do is out of lovin' you

It's been quite awhile since I've published anything in the US. I miss the fun and excitement. Glad to see some old familiar faces. Glad to see there are new faces. (Some of the old crowd was getting boring.)

I know you guys are busy so let me get to the point. Recently Baby Groot and I disagreed about the Training Wars that your group of friends are having in Canadian regions. I was rather cross, complaining that you were not welcome. I was having a bad day. I'd ask PotUS Groot and you to forgive me. I never considered how much effort you put into the entertainment.

It is with great enthusiasm that I wish to make amends. Canada is pleased to invite our friends to a Training War party which we will host in your country. After all we are neighbors. When a neighbor does something nice it's good to let them know how much they are appreciated.

We appreciate the shit outta you! ❤

Comments

Eduard Douwes Dekker Day 4,548, 11:47

#broallianceresurrection

🤖

Karl004 Day 4,548, 11:51

I do miss that sometimes. Sad they chose to go their own way. Seems the destiny of these two countries will always be intertwined in some ways.

Eduard Douwes Dekker Day 4,548, 11:52

I wasnt in Canada at that time but I do remember good old times 😃

Karl004 Day 4,548, 11:47

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Karl004 Day 4,548, 11:48

Can't wait to take a stroll with my tank in Glacier Country!!

https://www.visitmt.com/places-to-go/regions.html

Mann551 Day 4,548, 12:00

Canada

Derphoof Day 4,548, 12:14

Do I need to bring any snacks to share?

Thedillpickl Day 4,548, 13:40

Mmm...
Doritos and fried pork rinds.
I think we've got plenty of everything else.

Jd Jack Serenade Day 4,548, 12:45

VoxHumana Day 4,548, 13:13

I have encountered your kind gesture to America at the precise same time I observed you winning a war against us.

This displeases me.

But I know nothing.

Thedillpickl Day 4,548, 13:45

No my good fellow, you misunderstood. We are bringing Training Wars to your country. In this way the United States can share in the same joy as you've brought Canada the last couple years.

No thanks needed, we're happy to bring war to you.

VoxHumana Day 4,548, 13:46

My observation was that you were winning a war against us on behalf of Serbia. As far as I can ascertain, this is not a training war but an actual hostile action being taken against us.

VoxHumana Day 4,548, 14:00

I found it! https://ibb.co/rvtH72W

Thedillpickl Day 4,548, 14:39

You are correct! Canada's friends are coming to the US train you! Groot said that occupying another country's regions without permission is fun.
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Are you having fun yet?

Karl004 Day 4,548, 15:12

No harsh feelings against you personnally since you're new to this game, but you need to understand that Canada has been forcefully occupied for months to the likes of USA and its allies. Look at it as the revenge of the imps. 😛

Groot of Cascadia Day 4,548, 19:10

Do not listen to these bots master puppets trolls 😁
Canada have no direct connection with this invasion. We had a two way agreed TW with Canada for 8 months now but seems bots master decided it was over.

Thedillpickl Day 4,548, 19:59

You go gyrl!

zRTx Day 4,548, 13:42

TW is a TW xd
We got all the cc we need for required amount of lube.

Thedillpickl Day 4,548, 14:42

Where's the boss? I expected some comments telling everyone that he has little influence over Canada.

Groot of Cascadia Day 4,548, 14:39

Serbian dicktator.. Serbian puppet.. Enjoy asterian Occupation..

Karl004 Day 4,548, 15:09

Months of CODE bombing made me deaf, so you'd have to speak louder.

Thedillpickl Day 4,548, 15:13

LMFAO
Truth!

Thedillpickl Day 4,548, 15:14

You funny.

Tell another joke!

CptChazbeard Day 4,548, 15:43

F*ck Canada

Thedillpickl Day 4,548, 18:24

Now, now...
Haven't you done that enough lately?
Time for someone else to take the f'ing.
https://youtu.be/9gLN3QoN-q8

Seeker of Sand Day 4,548, 16:11

😎😎😎

Cthulhu.. Day 4,548, 17:32

FIST

Molly Emma Day 4,548, 17:33

PICKL!!!

Thedillpickl Day 4,548, 18:27

Hey Molly. 😃

Iamnameless Day 4,548, 17:38

Dilly Dilly!

Thedillpickl Day 4,548, 18:28

I am bad pickle.

Groot of Cascadia Day 4,548, 19:07

Dildopickl

Karl004 Day 4,548, 19:28

Pillpickle?

KingTaco Day 4,548, 19:37

I am just here to claim my free pickle.

Thedillpickl Day 4,548, 20:06

Successfully transferred 1 item(s) to KingTaco.
Done!

KingTaco Day 4,548, 20:07

Thanks!

Mister Y Day 4,549, 03:47

Welcome back!

Exalted Druid Day 4,550, 11:42

I had no issues with the USA. The TW was run professionally.for months. USA advocated for Canada with the other countries in Canada. Recently those countries stop listening to both of us. When you cannot WAM and your resources are disconnected there is no point co-operating at the first opportunity.

The Canada, USA relationship is the best it has been in years. Not quite the Bromance level though.

http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Contract:Brolliance

We let no one come to North America uninvited in those days.

RalphyNoPants Day 4,550, 16:28

Pants = penis prison!

svs1109 Day 4,550, 18:23

Dill is a pompous jerk

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