Harvad University - History 101

Day 1,952, 22:22 Published in South Africa South Africa by Marmaduke IV


In the late 1940s Korean and Russian archaelogists working in the Himalayan mountains uncovered a cave leading deep into the earth, estimated to be around 1500 miles deep. In the deepest part of these caverns they uncovered several hundred manuscripts and artifacts, estimated to be over 100 years old, written in a strange latin language. Of the papers that remained legible, the only words that could be surmised were continuous references to a 'Harvad'. In 1987 Boris Okladnikov, the assistant lead archaelogist on the original expedition, released his unformated journal containing what he was able to translate and reword from the original manuscripts and records, however the USSR seized all copies of the printed journal and Okladnikov was not heard from again.

After nearly 30 years I present, in part, a word for word reproduction of this journal. Enjoy.




Long has it been known among the upper castes of society that the University of Harvard was not founded in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Though more than 200 years of disinformation have washed away the truth from the history books of tots around the globe, the truth still remains accessible to a privileged few. The fictional history of Harvard U claims that self proclaimed 'The University of Harvard' was founded in 1636 by John Harvard. This, however, is categorically untrue; the result of a 300 year propaganda campaign started in the late 1500s, all by order of the Knights Templar.

In 1763, a university widely known as the crowning achievement of mankind was besieged by a private organization calling themselves Christ’s Army, who were in truth the Knights Templar. This school of thought was known as Harvad University.



A bastion of knowledge and understanding, Harvad University had been known for more than 400 years as the holy grail of education, in recent times producing such great minds as Bob Saget, William Taft, and MLKJ (past alumni include Gaius Octavius Thurinus, Thomas Paine and even יהודה איש־קריות, to name a few).

Legend holds that the teachers of Harvad were blessed by water from the Holy Chalice, and only thus was their endless wealth of knowledge possible. Within these hallowed halls all men and women were considered equals and friends, be they African, Asian, Latin or Jew. Harvad University provided individuals respite from the harsh climate of pre-civilized society. Revered and accessible to all, the ages under which the University of Harvad shined were truly the most glorious of mankind’s existence. Unfortunately this age of prosperity could not last.



It was in 1759 the Knights Templar first began their plot to conquer this bastion of information for their own despicable uses. After their continual defeat in the Middle East, the Templar’s were desperately seeking to obtain a secret weapon with which to finally eliminate their enemy. They believed that by controlling the first and most influential of all educational institutions they would be able to use it as their breeding ground for future generations of Templar.

To be continued.