Guerrilla warfare: Make them cry blood!

Day 1,233, 11:46 • Published in Romania Romania • by Wallachian

First listen to what the lady in the picture below has to say:


Did you notice the words? Yes, there are words too.

This article is for the Romanian, Croatian, Italian and all the other EDEN country members who are (temporarily) trapped in enemy territory!

It`s always easier to fight when you can see your country on the map, no doubt about that. However your "real" country is not the one on the map, it`s not a bunch of pixels which a game designer found fit to color them in yellow, or blue, or whatever. Your "real" country is in your heart, is in the friendships you made online, is in your military units comrades, it`s in those who are fighting side by side with you. Those pixels change in shape and color as the balance of forces move from one side to another and that is nothing if you think about it.
What is more important is to prove who you really are. Now it`s time to prove what you are made of.
Are you a quitter? Are you a (headless) chicken? Are you going to back down and throw your weapon away just because things don`t go as planned?
OR WILL YOU STAND AND FIGHT?

You still here soldier?
Then listen to this:

THE RESISTANCE!
Fight in any RW from the occupying country, and of course fight for the resistance.
In case there`s no RW but you feel like breaking some teeth, find a war of lower importance and where no EDEN or allied country is fought against.

When you actually fight there`s two things to consider: First, do not fight in a battle if one of the sides has more then 1800 points because the outcome is already decided. And second, do not fight if your own side is ahead by more then 52%. You get points for being ahead and what matters is not to waste damage. Keep the bar in between 50 and 52% and you`re alright.
Not much else to be said here. I trust you`re smart enough to pick your battles.

ECONOMICAL SABOTAGE
This is the most important part of the guerrilla warfare. Always, and I mean ALWAYS, work with wellness/health below 20. Or even better, if your wellness is lets say 18, eat 2 breads until you're 22, then fight again and then work with wellness 12.
Uncheck any friends you might have before you work.
By now you must have your own companies to produce bread and weapons. Better not to buy off the market from the oppressors. If you really have to, find an ally vendor or even move to an EDEN country, fill up your bag with some nice juicy home made bread and then go back to fight.

MILITARY BAG
Make sure you have some spare Moving Tickets in your bag. Better buy them in time, buy them cheap, and buy them from your own country producers. If the vendor`s name is Istvan, they are fake. Don`t buy them.

WEAR UNIFORM
Nothing says "ballz of steel" better then to proudly wear the guerrilla avatar which sends the subliminal message "I eat Hungarian babies" directly to the oppressor`s subconscious mind.

NEWS
Create propaganda articles in the occupying country media. Vote others` propaganda articles and help them make top 5. You will feel more like home and the enemy will feel more like in need of aspirin.
Troll the occupying country`s language article. Do it with style, military style. Don`t insult or call names. Make them insult and call names. After which, use the report button. It`s refreshing.


If you have anything to add, or any other advises to give to our soldiers, write them as comments.

Also, vote this article as well.

TEN HUT!


Do I have your attention now?