Fellow eCanadians rest assure

Day 1,708, 22:22 • Published in Canada Turkey • by weezo1


Fellow Canadians,

As some of you may or may not know, I am Weezo1. I am your current congressman in one of the most beautiful places in the world, Alberta.

As an eCanada citizen for only six months, I have accomplished many feats which I hope would warrant upcoming support in the approaching July 25th election.

Being fluently bi-lingual in English and in French Canadian, I have a great advantage over my opposition. I can understand the language of all citizens, and not just either the Majority or Minority like most of my competitors.

I am online during most times of the day. This will ease your mind as I am in no way an inactive or Medal-Hunting congressman. Unlike them, I am able and will vote on all law proposals.

I am up to date on foreign and internal affairs. I know within the minute if our country, no matter what corner, is being invaded. I have been in charge of supplying Canadian Troops with food and weapons.

I have been Awarded nine True Patriot medals recognized by the Canadian government. I have also been identified as a Battle Hero thirteen times by my comrades and enemies alike. I am well known on the field of battle.

What I have presented to you today, is a man dedicated to his country. I am in debt to everything this country has offered me. This includes my friends, the Military Dictatorship Party, Rydle's Roughnecks and of course, last but not least all of my previous supporters. Without them, I wouldn't be in the wonderful place I am today.

Remember that one man(kid!!!) foolish and greedy ways does not mean it's supported by the members of a group...
When you approach the voting booth on July 25th, I humbly request your support.

Keep Nova Scotia strong!