Federalist Papers (Day 3378)

Day 3,378, 06:10 • Published in USA USA • by Wasp15

Dateline: February 18th, 2017 (337😎
Location: Offices of Federalist Party Department of Media.

Contents:
Rebound - Wasp15
Congress of Jackanapes - Fed Media

After the horrible lack of activity and failure to enforce certain protocols this last term, Tyler Bubblar has come back with a resolve to make this one of the best terms we've had in a long time. He's worked hard to appoint a cabinet of hard-working and motivated members of the Federalist Party. We are, however, still short-handed. In fact, I shouldn't have to write this article, because I am the Chief of Staff, not Director of Media. I am merely filling in until we find a suitable candidate.
So, if you are interested in working in the Federalist Party Leadership, we do have two open positions. The Director of Media collects news and information, collates them and publishes that information in the Federalist Papers.
The Director of the Fun Zone keeps The Fun Zone section of our forum going by introducing new games and inciting activity. If either of these positions sound like something you would enjoy, just PM me.

Congress, which used to be a solemn body dedicated to sound reason and protocol, has been turned into a circus due to the actions of several of its members. The chaos they have caused has disrupted normal operations, caused our citizens to lose faith in elected officials and has also caused the rest of the world to start laughing at us.
There are 4 main offenders, and it is the opinion of the writer that these 4 should be banned from ever being in congress again. However, the writer is not at liberty to disclose their names. It should suffice to say that a brief perusal of the public congressional proceedings will shed light on the subject.

If you are looking for a MU, look no further. The United States Armed Forces is a Fed sanctioned MU with plenty of player aids, an awesome community and no lack of DOs. You should join the USAAC division if you want to fight air battles!

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