Dumb Interviewer and smart pluto's conversation in Parallel world
KingSlayer III
Hi Plato,
I do know you love to take all the praise and frown when you get some criticism, Hope you take these statements with a pinch of salt which you deserve.
I thank you for the recent updates and you got to work on more! This isn't enough work! Just see how bad pluto is in parallel world, Hope you don't turn out to be the same.
It isn't democracy if you take action against imaginative parallel world where this conversation took place.
Dear Readers,
I am bringing you the conversation that happened in Parallel world.
Le Interviewer - I would like to understand why you do not upgrade any feature or change the game dynamics?
Le Pluto - I have recently upgraded the features by removing legacy fight/eat food buttons.
Le Interviewer - Yes, I welcome and respect the changes you have recently made(1-2 month between), Don't you think whole slew of changes got to take place?
Le Pluto- Yes, I know we have to review the behaviour which are outdated, but we really dont like to work on them and would like to take a good rest, anyways u guys continue to pay us, It really mean you are satisfied with our product.
Le Interviewer - Hmm, I do see laid back attitude of yours in developing features and do you think its because of the regular income backed by ur loyal user base, Dont you want to do better for them?
Le Pluto- Naah, I don't consider their suggestions as I consider myself as the smartest person in the eworld and whatever I implement, players got to comply with it. Lastly I would do it on my pace and you got to accept it, else you have the exit door.
Le Interviewer - How did you got such incompetent attitude?
Le Pluto- Didn't I say earlier? Oh yeah you aint as smart as me to make you understand! They are paying = They are satisfied. They are vocal in their argument while silently pay for the packs I sell, Remember I even made money during valentines pack.
Le Interviewer - Finally Understood, Thanks smart pluto, Why there aren't any frequent changes to game dynamics?
Le Pluto- Damn! It seems you are dumber than average user base, Anyways
Thank you for taking the time to let us know about this.
I took the liberty of forwarding your feedback to the appropriate team.
Le Interviewer - Thanks Pluto (Imagining Pluto would consider my suggestions and playing in a fantasy competent world). what changes would you consider which might help newbies to have better experience?
Le Pluto- Thank you for taking the time to let us know about this.
I took the liberty of forwarding your feedback to the appropriate team.
Le Interviewer- *Realising* Damn! I was thinking scripts were dead.
Le Pluto- Yes, We have strictly banned scripts which could hurt our game economy and battles.
Le Interviewer- If we consider that you are active and working for betterhood of your users, which all changes would you love to implement?
Le Pluto- Nahh, we got some economical constraint in developing the game.
Le Interviewer- Then why do you have multiple support people working for you to copy paste a default answer, You could had a script developed to support as well.
Le Pluto- Nice Idea, I would do it immediately and save more bucks. I would bring few changes in game in coming future.
Le Interviewer- Future? Do you mean in coming 1-2 weeks?
Le Pluto- Arghh! It could take months or years, Dont you see we are busy investigating the exploit bug, its more than 3 months and none seem to be bothered about any official statement, that's how addicted user base is.
Le Interviewer: hmm, understood the rationale behind your laid back attitude and I might never be such person failing my user base.
Le Pluto- *wicked* Hehe, This isn't NGO. We love to make money and care less about ethics.
Comments
Thank you for taking the time to let us know about this.
I took the liberty of forwarding your feedback to the appropriate team.
lol.
Hahahaha🤣
this game is like your life. one day you see in mirror you have grown fat/old/ whatever then you implement one or 2 updates lazily and hope it fixes the problem. .
I heard pluto is fat and lazy in parallel world xD
pluto reminds me of thor who used to be fit but grew fat and does nothing in the endgame xD
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I liked the part of "Thank you for taking the time to let us know about this.
I took the liberty of forwarding your feedback to the appropriate team".
This is really a copy paste a default answer 😁
haha yeah.