Dismantling Schrodinger’s Cat and East-European frustrations

Day 854, 13:59 • Published in Romania Croatia • by Ion Vlahu

Alas, John the Wallachian is back, after a long period of introspection and disengagement from eRomania’s affairs. The political correct asshole that everyone loves is here, once again, to demystify, after the bilateral Romanian-Hungarian relationship, the nature of our most hated friend, the American.

A deeply appreciated article appeared in today’s press, belonging to one of the most appreciated figures in Romanian Politics, Sebahmah. Hell, the man is so great, that even Feherlo gave him a sincere and warm applause.

We found out from his “I wish my article was that voted” text a few things ‘bout them yanks. They brought freedom, God, money, democracy, and mousse hunting together, and mixed them around in their big melting pot that they call a country. Hell, they mixed them so well, that even Chinese people feel as Waspish as an Alabama cotton planting, horse riding, funny talking gentleman.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for clichés, and shit, loving ‘em Chuck Norris and Dolph Lundgren movies, where commies die. Die you fuckin’ commies. Sorry, got a lil carried away, let’s get back to them freedom loving hillbillies.

I know all Europeans love dishing ‘em trailer living, mayonnaise eating, cousin marrying Americans (I forgot NASCAR watching), it’s just beautiful seeing contempt, admiration and fear altogether. However, the funniest are the east-European dumbasses. They think that if they’re identity is somehow European, they can be behave as superior as the French or the British. Wrong mates, we’re a lot shittier, and I’m saying it with the greatest humbleness. You should get your east-European heads out of your asses and leave condescendence aside.

Now, let’s start talking about historical facts as they were, not as some of you think. And I am going to dismantle Sebahmah’s arguments, which in this context, is not that hard.

First of all Churchill’s plan was as reckless as Churchill himself. What he did was just wishful thinking at the time being, for the allies couldn’t pull/afford such a plan. It existed only on paper and, at the time, the USSR was an ally, you know, like us and the Americans, only the public opinion called Stalin, Uncle Joe, and no one in the US calls our president Father Christmas. Btw, you should read first some things about Churchill’s personality and decision-making abilities, you’ll have a kick.

Next, in the Roosevelt matter, I loled BIG. First of all, at the time of the Hiroshima episode, Roosevelt was dead. Truman dropped the bomb, and he dropped it after all his staff asked him for a long time to do it. But he didn’t. A story says that he took the decision when his staff stopped bringing the number of US casualties on the far eastern front. They brought the list of names instead. Did you know that Emperor Hirohito refused to stop the war and, for US to conquer the Japanese stronghold, it was estimated it will lose 1 million American soldiers. What would you do?

If you have something against the way Americans play this game, judge them: Josh Frost, PigInZen, Max Mac’farland, Gaius Julius, etc. But leave history aside, it is not it’s place here.

John is over and out. Cya in April. 🙂