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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1914)

Day 1,914, 14:58 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by John Gormley

I was in the cinema last night when a stunning girl came over, leaned seductively on the empty seat next to me and said, "Is this taken?"

"No," I replied, "A Good Day To Die Hard."