Daily Joke #6

Day 1,298, 06:20 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Henry Hank Moody

Just a nice simple joke for today, one of the worst days of this failing eRep as we all see plummeting profits and hugely inflated wages. Post your favorite jokes in the comments and maybe we can all crack a smile instead of looking at our failing eWorld.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.