Cuba and Slovenia
Day 4,769, 23:44
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Cuba. It was nearly a year ago when my administration normalized relations with Cuba. We had a training war and would do weekly epics. Sadly, during the Resource Wars relations soured as countries would routinely sabotage each other. USA-Cuban relations were no exception.
Since the Resource Wars, Cuba has refused to have a training war with eUSA, citing the hostilities they experienced. However, with the return of this administration, we have made it a point to extend the hand of friendship to the mighty island nation. Starting this week, Cuba and the USA will be having a training war again.
Cuba will be airstriking Oregon, and using that region as a core province to ping Washington alongside Finland. It is a pleasure to normalize USA-Cuba relations again.
Slovenia. Today USA and Slovenian forces engaged each other in Eastern Europe. While we were not able to land, we did successfully drain Slovenia considerably as they fought hard for their core region. Damage that was used up in defending Upper-Carniola could have been used in defending France, but Code, once again, selfishly prioritized the Balkans. While Slovenia won the battle, this was one campaign in which the USA was able to perform well and deliver a strong blow to our opponents - although we were unable to deliver the knockout punch.
We intend to continue working closely with our citizens to ensure that people have enough opportunities to farm gold and rank up as we face our opponents on the battlefield. We, as Americans, should be proud of this performance. Excellent work to all eUS fighters who participated, and a massive Thank You!
Signed,
Chickensguys
President of the eUnited States
Since the Resource Wars, Cuba has refused to have a training war with eUSA, citing the hostilities they experienced. However, with the return of this administration, we have made it a point to extend the hand of friendship to the mighty island nation. Starting this week, Cuba and the USA will be having a training war again.
Cuba will be airstriking Oregon, and using that region as a core province to ping Washington alongside Finland. It is a pleasure to normalize USA-Cuba relations again.
Slovenia. Today USA and Slovenian forces engaged each other in Eastern Europe. While we were not able to land, we did successfully drain Slovenia considerably as they fought hard for their core region. Damage that was used up in defending Upper-Carniola could have been used in defending France, but Code, once again, selfishly prioritized the Balkans. While Slovenia won the battle, this was one campaign in which the USA was able to perform well and deliver a strong blow to our opponents - although we were unable to deliver the knockout punch.
We intend to continue working closely with our citizens to ensure that people have enough opportunities to farm gold and rank up as we face our opponents on the battlefield. We, as Americans, should be proud of this performance. Excellent work to all eUS fighters who participated, and a massive Thank You!
Signed,
Chickensguys
President of the eUnited States
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"... this was one campaign in which the USA was able to perform well and deliver a strong blow to our opponents ..."
A strong blow??? Like when I blow my nose???
You sir are full of $hit!!!
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I think even you dont believe in that shit
He has to. Wild Owl told him to!
It's pocky time now boys!
Big Black Pocky is in her mouth. :3
btw: Upper Carniola is in Central Europe... 😉
Americans...
btw: Short for Romania is RO or ROU, not Roma.
Exactly!
And it's in Eastern Europe..
So USA had to attack Romania instead of Slovenia. Somebody messed something up as it seems.
I suspect the Democrats.. 😉 😛
No "Roma" this time. Good step forward.
Americans cannot into geography!
"While we were not able to land, we did successfully drain Slovenia considerably as they fought hard for their core region. Damage that was used up in defending Upper-Carniola could have been used in defending France, but Code, once again, selfishly prioritised the Balkans. "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS PURE GOLD.
You should accept when you lose and not try to talk nonsense to justify your failed mission.
Dont worry, we won everything we planned yesterday in France, but ok, I understand... You need to sell bullshit to your community to stay relevant.
Congrats on losing every single war you fought 😃 You are too weak even for Apollo and that says something.
And yeah, congrats on draining Slovenia, mighty USA.
Slovenia is Meeting a Lot of Peaple whit Asterian Complicity. But Yours countrys NOT have any Case of Farm Ville, or Catle DOM.
Did you know CG studied bull$hit in collage, got a straight A!!!
hilarious article, I gib vote
Groot spreads delusion like covid... crazy stuff... sad for eUSA
have you got your money yet?
not from groot
Hail USA!
Hail Mongolia!
Hail Djibouti!
Hail APOLLO!
Enough with prioritizing the Balkans!!!1!
USA = United Slaves of Asteria!
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Hail USA!
Hail Iran!
Hail Serbia!
ehistory natural ally
and
Hail USA!
Hail Tibet!
Hail San Marino!
and all strong country!
Бежи мајмуне потурчени.
..that feeling when you do a PTO yourself! 🙂
You are an idiot.... no other way to explain it.
oh and see you soon, we are coming for TW
You want to train the USA for war??? They are trained, they know how to wave the white bflag. They are best at it! Amazing waving, you soon will see, just come, I invite you LOL
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...headless..
Or did WO make you write this? 😃
WO writes the article, chicken just copies and pastes. WO can't step in public, he needs to use puppets. That will never change.
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pleasantly surprised at the Cuba news
Is this the best comment you can make? sad.
BTW: when is the interview coming?
Busy with tw hoeing, eh? xd
USA = United Slaves of Asteria!
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When are you switching again? Ariana Grande wants to know
Best comment so far!!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAH what a stupid propaganda and idiotism 😃
USA should provide umbrellas to its citizens, cause it's raining from CRO tears xD
Yes, lot of reasons to cry about these days xD
Indeed. The war of attrition is working, so tell me, the supplies will last how long? 5 days? 10? Or given the fact that you're now waging the war in the comments instead of the battlefield is it safe to assume they are already gone? XD
I imagine there is a reason why admins decided to put an option for commenting on articles and my wild guess is that the reason for it is to be able to comment on the stuff written in it. In this case, not only that the author wrote nonsense, but they also called out CODE in it, so I do not see a reason why one wouldn't comment.
Regarding our supplies, there were people suggesting the same before our latest war and we all know how that ended, so you are more than welcome to test your hypothesis again.
Cheers. o/
We would. but you don't fight/you run 🙁
When we needed to deal with you these days, we did it, as you already saw that. In a situation where you keep sending others to help you out, we keep our right to strategically choose the order in which we will act. Anyhow, I am not here to talk about matters related to eCroatia and eSerbia, so until next time... stay well 🙂
So when you guys play cat and the mouse game it's all part of the bigger plan, a 'strategy'. Yet when someone makes a move or a stand, he's being mocked as loser. Maybe it's all part of a bigger plan, and a certain loss is a sequence of events that will eventually bring you guys down to dust. Hence the 'War of attrition' reference. Just pointing out the hypocrisy.
As for Ser-Cro battle, it was an uphill battle, where you had 30+ more mavs, and in general 10+ more leg XXs and NE bonus. Don't get me wrong it was a battle in all its epicness but I think it can't really be used as an argument of 'dealing with us', especially if you've been fleeing from us ever since.
If you look at the map CODE achieved nothing during BF and it was your biggest opportunity to rise and shine. We're all still here and standing, not a single base lost, not a single tw lost, and you didn't even manage to kick us from France. In the grand scheme of things, apart from few grandiose battles, very little has been acomplished and I think that some people around you are frustrated so they are channeling their frustrations and it's being manifsted here. However this all is a different topic for different place and time. There will be plenty of time to sum up everything and analyze when it all gets finished.
Stay safe and cheers 😉
Having more LegXX and MAVs makes a country stronger and its a goal for every country so I do not understand where are you going with that. Regarding other stuff, there are too many false things and not objective views that I am certainly not going to engage in addressing them here. You are more than welcomed to hop on Telegram and discuss them - preferably tonight, so I manage to do some work xD
Pusti ga bre, halucinishe ultraSrbo, najeo se gljiva loodara 😉
"we did successfully drain Slovenia"
aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah
This is hilarious
Next time just use your hand if you want to "drain" them again