Chicken Diary

Day 2,017, 13:51 • Published in Romania Romania • by Real Vasi
Ziua 1. Draga Jurnal, in sfarsit am o slujba. Sunt consilier tehnic la eRepublik Labs. Treaba mea este sa am grija ca jucatorii sa dea vina pe mine cand sunt probleme, si nu pe seful meu.
Day 1. Dear Diary, finally, I got a job. I’m a technicaI advisor at eRepublik Labs. I make sure the players blame me when there are problems, not my boss.


Ziua 85. Draga Jurnal, imi place ceea ce fac. Cred ca acesta este motivul pentru care nu am cap, ca sa pot imbunatati jocul fara sa fiu distrasa.
Day 85. Dear Diary, I like what I do. I think this is why I have no head, so that I could improve the game without being distracted.


Ziua 285. Draga Jurnal, seful mi-a spus sa-mi folosesc aptitudinile de detectiv ca sa depistez problemele. Cand le gasesc, trebuie sa le inlocuiesc cu altele noi.
Day 285. Dear Diary, the boss told me to use my Detective skills and track down problems. When found, the problems must be replaced with other problems.


Ziua 856. Draga Jurnal, eram aproape sa castig un concurs de frumusete. Am pierdut in fata unei fete, una cu cap.
Day 856. Dear Diary, I almost won a beauty contest. Lost to a ugly human girl, one with a head.


Ziua 1267. Draga Jurnal, seful m-a trimis la razboi. M-a echipat chiar cu o casca. Nu sunt sigura de ce, dar il iubesc prea mult ca sa-i pun la indoiala logica.
Day 1267. Dear Diary, the boss sent me to war. He even equipped me with a helmet. Not sure why, but I love him to much to question his logic.


Ziua 1850. Draga Jurnal, seful a cumparat niste servere noi, asa ca am mai mult timp la dispozitie ca sa ma gandesc la oua.
Day 1850. Dear Diary, the boss bought some new servers, so now I have more time to think about eggs.


Ziua 1922. Draga Jurnal, viata mea s-a terminat. Seful mi-a spus ca serviciile mele nu mai sunt necesare si ca ar trebui sa iau o pauza. Mi-am pierdut directia in viata.
Day 1922. Dear Diary, my life is over. The boss told me that my services are no longer required and that I should take a break. I lost my direction in life.


Ziua 2002. Draga Jurnal, nu mai rezist. Stiu exact ce trebuie sa fac.
Day 2002. Dear Diary, I can’t take it any more. I know exactly what to do.


Ziua 2017. Draga Jurnal, aceasta este cea mai fericita zi din viata mea. Am primit un apel de la sefu in care imi spunea ca serviciile mele sunt necesare din nou, datorita unei misiuni care a dereglat jocul iarasi. Suna ca o treaba pentru SuperGaina.
Day 2017. Dear Diary, this is the happiest day of my life. I got a call from The Boss telling me that my services are required again, due to a new mission that screwed the game once again. Sounds like a job for SuperChicken.