Belgium’s Weekly Waffles: 9/3/11
Day 1,383, 00:03
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by Monsieur Guillontine
I present to you this week’s waffles:
The One Day War With Ireland
The One Day War With Ireland
Less than a week ago, after our President and Minister of Foreign Affairs dismissed an Irish offer for a Training War. Why? Because obviously since Ireland and the UK had a real war, it just wouldn’t be practical… not only that, but there is really no reason why Ireland would need a Training War, therefore making the offer quite suspicious. A day after Ireland’s offer was rejected, in the middle of the night when all Belgians were asleep, Monsieur Guillontine was shocked to find out that there was a Natural Enemy Law proposed against Belgium by Ireland. Monsieur Guillontine quickly counter proposed a Natural Enemy Law against Ireland and set out on contacting the Irish right away. After talking to one of the Irish Minister of Defences, Patrick O’leary, Monsieur Guillontine soon found out that Ireland’s president, Irish_Rebel_Reborn had lied to most of his cabinet as well as all the Irish citizens that Belgium supposedly allowed Ireland to occupy Flanders for a short while so that the Irish forces could invade London quickly.
When Critically, the President of Belgium, finally woke up, everything was explained, and he and the Minister of Foreign Affairs communicated with the Irish. Critically soon said that the situation was settled, and that the Irish would not attack Belgium after the law proposal passed… and even if it did, if the Belgians could help push out the Irish from the South East of England, Ireland would have no way of attacking Flanders because they would have no territories connected.
Everything seemed to be taken care of… until that night. Only ten minutes after the Natural Enemy Law proposal passed, Irish_Rebel_Reborn began the invasion of Flanders. Luckily, even though everyone was once again asleep in Belgium, Monsieur Guillontine was around. Hastily, he wrote an article to the world, explaining what had happened and what was happening at that point, revealing the truth about Irish_Rebel_Reborn’s aggressive and untrustworthy behavior. Monsieur Guillontine soon contacted Macedonia as well as the UK, calling for immediate aid. In the end, thanks to the article publicizing the Belgian crisis and the friends who helped Belgium in her time of need, Flanders was successfully defended, closing the war with Ireland.
I hope you enjoyed this week’s Saturday morning waffles. Go ahead and discuss or debate with each other, or even insult each other right below. Remember to check next week for some more hot crispy Belgian waffles!
Yours Truly,
Monsieur Guillontine
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Mmmm.... WAFFLES....
Nice a Monsieur Guillontine promote article, lol.
There are true heroes amongst the Belgians! 😉
Now MG is calling again to insult each other here... suffice it to say that BAF did a good job in fending off the clovers ; )
Still it's very suspicous that orangejuicemmm applied shortly thereafter for Belgian citizenship, giving me the impression that all this was staged/framed.
Vote Jofroi!
"Now MG is calling again to insult each other here... suffice it to say that BAF did a good job in fending off the clovers ; )
Still it's very suspicous that orangejuicemmm applied shortly thereafter for Belgian citizenship, giving me the impression that all this was staged/framed."
MG hasn't insulted anyone in this article? If so, please spot out those bits. The BAF is shit, they weren't given supplies and everyone was asleep. You can also barely say that contributed. If it wasn't for the UK or Macedonia, we'd be gone off the map.
Also vote MG, he has done more for this country in the last week when Jofroi has done in a lifetime,
Monsieur Guillotine, why not say directly "I" ? ; )
Mikhail, Ward was refering to the sentence "Go ahead and discuss or debate with each other, or even insult each other right below". Why the anger and the unfairness ? : (
Mikhail: are RL foreigners superior because they sleep at different times? BAF definitely got supplies, it is not shit since it made around 10 million damage to defend Belgium in these days - stop insulting our national army please, and start thinking for yourself.
@Mikhail:
Every BAF soldier got on warday: 52 Q5 weapons and 1000 BEF to buy food. We did supply our soldiers! Indeed BAF is asleep because it's full of BELGIANS who SLEEP at NIGHT !
@Ward
You are just lame. Where is the insult. You hate MG and you are just being a pain to him anyway you can. Since MG is not corrupted like Jofroi, you are trying to kick as much dirt into his face with crap that is fooling no one.
BAF is a failure. Even Critically himself said he is disappointed and distraught with the inactivity and inaction of the BAF. The BAF cannot defend itself against anyone. The war against the Irish is not a real war. It is a joke war. If it was a real war that really wants to conquer eBE, eBE will be off the map. Also most of the damage done are that of your MPP allies.
@Critically
If you know of the timezone issue, and you know that he is awake and willing to fight, you can do order sheets ahead of time. You can do what FSK do and sends weapons etc automatically. Also since all of the BAF is asleep, it shows that the BAF is too small and inefficient. I never saw a so called "national army" but it really is a private militia/ club that is closed at night. The BAF is far from organized, effective, and have the basics to be a respected institution of eBE. We really should consider rethinking about the role of the BAF in our society...
Konra😛 Mikhail says the BAF is shit. I think you can't discern a compliment from an insult... If the war against the Irish was a joke war, then why did MG declare a so-called state of emergency and ahad even wanted to reserve 300 gold from our Treasury to it? It's easy to say that now... but if you imply that the war was framed and staged, then I can follow you.
Funny to see how the communist spam gang is behaving nowadays.
Also, MG for Prez!
I like waffels!
I never got my thank you for helping Belgium 😢
Your WELCOME! >😢
Wow, you guys are in such a mess.
@Ward
I always say it was a fake war. More lies and hot gas.
@Grainne
Yes, eBE is a mess. The elites does not like the ideas and opinions of the new. There is a huge disagreement on the direction the country is going.
This mess is not a natural catastrophe, it's man-made. We could easily get out of it if we at least tried.
In fact, Belgium is relatively strong and united - differences are artificially enlarged for political purposes. It could be all forgotten quickly over a good glass... if Belgium doesn't get PTO'ed tomorrow. The 'others' still didn't convince me of their good intentions.
The story told here above about the fake or not Irish invasion (where MG obviously depicts himself as our so-called 'saviour') doesn't convince me at all. That's why I continue to say: vote Jofroi!