Announcing My Presidential Run:

Day 3,205, 10:52 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati



Greetings;

It has been two years since the magic 8 ball foretold My Presidency.
I may have lost the following election, but I never doubted the legitimacy of the 8 ball's prediction. To show my devotion; I'm making another attempt at fulfilling the 8-ball's prophesy.

There are many ways to size-up the candidates and I'll address as many as I can, before this election. But I'll start with honesty:
All of the candidates, myself included, will try and focus on our attributes. We will try to avoid the issues, because most of them are beyond the president's control and we don't want to be a buzz-kill.
We will hesitate to lay out our plans, because we could be plagiarized.
The more time we spend on the campaign, the less time we have for planning.

A Candidate is capable of more than scintillating conversation:
They must monitor congress, their cabinet, the admin page, foreign affairs, an MU, and maintain some semblance of diplomacy. Activity is vital to every aspect. I've seen the presidents absence lead to consequences, in the past.

Let me wrap this up by saying why I'm running: eUS needs a choice. Most of our decisions are made in a smoky back room and we just deal with the consequences. I'm going to see what the people really want and I need a louder microphone, to do it.


I'll have cabinet announcements and more details about the plan tonight. Thanks for reading and wish me luck, please.