A Junior Journalist, I Wish to Be

Day 2,933, 15:01 Published in USA USA by Stan Brown

Greetings all. I, Stanley Q. Brown, come to you with a plea- a favor I'd ask of all of you. There has been for some time a small icon in the Missions section of the sidebar with a paper and pen upon it. At first it was merely a nuisance, though now it has grown to silently terrorize me and threaten the stability of my mind as I see it sitting there throughout each day in this eWorld. I would ask you to help me return it to the depths of hell from whence it came. Please, comment on this article and free me from this eternal torment. Say anything- curse me, wish me well- I don't really care. Just please help me complete the Junior Journalist mission: My sanity depends upon it.


As per Gnilraps advice, these are for you. Enjoy.