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Alright, this article has a few true rants, and a few lulz rants. I will not differentiate. It should be obvious. 😛

President McSkittles

Stop pushing to relocate everyone to California. California sucks.

EVERYONE, MOVE TO JIANGXI!

I hereby declare the Republic of Jiangxi independent from the clutches of greedy Americans. On a side note, we wish to make America our closest ally.



Go ahead Choc.... Sign it....

China

Attacking Serbia the day I have no internet access.



Red Bull HM

Also known as the guy who wrote this *clicky* article.

I HEREBY CHALLENGE YOU TO A MM! I'll get you some music to set the stage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

I call Goro 😁

Mr. Monopoly

I know you will comment on this. I'm watching you.

EVERY American

Ever hear of the USWP?

No?

Well then...



Everyone else but America. And Canada. Canada is cool too.

For not being like us.



The Admins

This may be the only true rant here.

So the admins have been great with the beta lately, except for one fact.

THEY KEEP PUSHING MY DATE TO HAVE ACCESS BACK!

This is why we can't have nice things, admins. It's not me, it's you.

My Mortal Kombat music just stopped 🙁

In all seriousness though, I'm just a little curious why the date got pushed from the 16th, to the 17th, to the 18th.

As you can tell, /me is very excited for V2 access. Why you ask?

So, I too can pwn GLadOS in pvp. 😁

In Closing

I'm comin' to getcha Red Bull. You may have 10 times more subscribers than me, but I'll beat you!

As a side note, I just visited his citizen page. He's Bolivian, and has about 36 more strength than I.

Hmm.

I really don't know how to recover from that.

Meh. I'll just call it there. Vote and Sub!

~H