A Brief History of eSouth Africa - Episode IV
Day 5,293, 13:52
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Published in South Africa 
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by Marmaduke IV
I arrived to eSouth Africa first in 2009. At this point, my primary goal was to terrorize Ajay Bruno . It didn't take long before Ajay was banned for multis. He moved on to bigger, greater things. At the same time, I (a mere 14yo lad) found company in the halls of 888chan trolls. Together, we formed Harvad University with the ultimate goal of overthrowing countries like eSouth Africa and eVenezuela; countries which were known for xenophobia and hatred of outsiders.
At some point in this PTO, some members of Harvad University decided to hack into the account of the president at the time, Ines Schumacher.
I want my fellow citizens to know that I was not involved in the hacking of her account and did not know of the plan until after it had already happened. My sincerest apologies go out to Ines for having had this horrible act happen against her.
After several election cycles of Harvad multis failing to defeat the multi accounts of the eSA government and Dignity Brigade, I as leader of Harvad University determined that the way to victory was by recruiting a native South African to betray their own people. I found that person in RonelI. Ronell could see that her countrymen had failed in their anti-outsider, pro authoritarian views. So she agreed that after we helped her get elected president, she would allow us to use her account to retreat regions to Argentina, eSouth Africa's arch-enemy at the time. eArgentina paid us well for these regions, though it's likely that all of the gold was removed from the game when the bans came. This was referred to as the Blood Diamond War in which eSouth Africa was wiped from the earth and the land was fought over by eArgentina and eBrazil.
I apologize to RonelI for their account getting banned as a result of our plan. It's sad that Ronell knew that this was the only way she'd ever become CP as the ruling eSA party just traded CP back and forth between the same handful of people, never letting outsiders have their chance.
There is a lot than can be learned from the past history of this eCountry. Above all, I think the lesson is that outsiders should be embraced. People should want to be a party of this eCountry, regardless of their eBirth place. Time has come for eSouth Africa to embrace the diversity of its players, whether they be native, Turkish, European, or American like myself.
-Marmaduke IV
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soo you are PTOer marmalet???
I didn't know you came here before me
Ready to join the fight again? Get in the party so you can run for Congress, friend
I'm happy in my old party, I joined it when I started playing.
(I want my fellow citizens to know that I was not involved in the hacking of her account and did not know of the plan until after it had already happened. My sincerest apologies go out to Ines for having had this horrible act happen against her.)
(I apologize to RonelI for their account getting banned as a result of our plan. It's sad that Ronell knew that this was the only way she'd ever become CP as the ruling eSA party just traded CP back and forth between the same handful of people, never letting outsiders have their chance.)
i THINK it is time for you to be a good person and play the game well and fair. You have been in the game so long and hostility and bad activity is something that KILLS the game. People leave the game. NEW players leave the game. Old players Leave the game. It is hard to get new players to play the game as it is cruel and boring for them. I HOPE that the two people you mention above find a way to come back to the game if they have not done so yet. I do like your article because it takes alot of good person inside to win the bad person that is inside. Let your good guy be.