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4 Reasons We Need fingerguns. Number 3 Will Make You Question Reality!

Day 3,297, 20:56 • Published in USA USA

• by AndraX2000

1. The eUS has been operating on a severe opulence deficit. We have been spending our money on boring, non-opulent things like food and weapons. fingerguns will correct that by increasing the US budget for gold-plated bidets and mini giraffes.

2. Seriously, look at this thing. This is the kind of thing we need.

3. She doesn't capitalize her name. Humility? Ballerness? Both?

4. Probably some sort of mechanics reason. Like she's really good at pushing buttons. The best. Tremendous. Pushes the right buttons, and doesn't push the wrong ones.

Vote for MAXIMUM OPULENCE. Vote for fingerguns.

Comments

fingerguns Day 3,297, 20:58

I am fingerguns and I support this message

#MAXOPS

Ki Joko Pinter Day 3,299, 02:08

I need you badly my naughty mistress.. have you wash the dishes and do laundry???!! come on, chop chop, just get in done.. dont forget to feed the dog..

fingerguns Day 3,299, 06:29

Are you the dog?

Ki Joko Pinter Day 3,299, 06:54

hahaha you're funny.... is everything set? i need all clean in one hour 🙂