[WHPR] A Fabulous Term Begins
James S. Brady Press Room
Dateline: Tuesday, January 10th, 2017 (Day 3,339)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, the White House
Contents:
A fabulous term begins
The D pardons D Money
A fabulous term begins
Greetings everyone, I am MCKitkat and
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Also, here is the rest of this month’s fabulous cabinet:
Dictator turned Country President turned Dictator: fingerguns
Vice-President and Chief of Staff: Pfeiffer
Secretary of State: Yui and Kody
Secretary of Defense: Senry
Deputies: Tom Cauchon and Komeko
Secretary of Media: MCKitkat
Deputies: Ya Boi D Money
DoCA: rainy sunday
Deputies: JimmyCincinnati
Official Statement from the Highest of Ds, fingerguns:
As some of you may have heard, Ya Boi D Money impeached me LIVE on his stream. It was a fun show. I heard him mention early on that he was thinking about doing it, just for a laugh, as the Dictator battle was in full swing and it was only a matter of hours before our Dictatorship was restored. I went onto the show later on, he mentioned it again, and I thought that sounded like a great idea. Not because I wanted to be impeached, but because Congress having buttons happens so infrequently I can only imagine how hard it must be to NOT push them.
Ya Boi D Money did put up the impeachment proposal and we all had a good laugh. The Dictatorship was restored before the vote was over and the proposal was losing when that happened. I don’t actually know the mechanics there. What if it had been winning when the Dictatorship was restored? Would that matter? Anyway, it was done. Nothing to do but watch the fireworks in Congress.
YBDM was immediately censured, per the laws of the land. I have made an appeal to have him uncensured, but it doesn’t look like that’s going to happen. I guess the lulz have happened one too many times and nobody is lulzing anymore. But I am certainly more than a little to blame for all this. I could’ve said ‘no, don’t do that’ and he probably wouldn’t have done that. Therefore, by the power vested in me by the eUS government (which is absolutely none) and the Pfeifferguns Coalition for a Brighter Tomorrow (also none), I hereby officially pardon Ya Boi D Money and absolve him of any wrongdoing in the matter of my impeachment. DMoney, you are free to carry on doing everything you did before (except participate in Congress, obvs).
This concludes the first official WHPR with MCKitkat (and with a fabulous Header). Thank you for reading, and have a nice day.
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One fifth of the way through the term for a staff list? 😕
It's the same staff list I posted 3 days ago, Ilene. Sorry you are just now seeing it.
Oh, I saw that, although thanks for your concern.
I was expressing my disappointment that after 6 days there's nothing to report but days old news and an admission that the Dept of Media has no ideas
I know. I really debated just giving the position to someone from the elitist inner circle, but I took a chance. I think it will pay off though. Give them a little time.
I do have some ideas, the Media Contest was one idea, but I guess it is an idea that is bad because it shows that the Media Team has no ideas despite just proposing one idea. I'll try and find better ideas that show that we have some ideas.
There is absolutely nothing fabulous about dictatorship.