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Dateline:Tuesday,September 5, 2017 (Day 3,577)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House


Contents:

- WDIB2 Cabinet #1 - Summary;

- Ending credits;

- Tale of the Monkey king - pt.2;







Well, the time has come for a recap of this amazing term, brought to us by our beloved WDIB2 and his team of chipmunks.

Lets check the results of the team in the separate Departments:




The eUS had a pretty fun time this month as far as wars are concerned.


- Training wars


At the beginning of the term we had the war with Ukraine and we had just successfully secured a base of operations in New Zealand.

The WDIB2 administration was able to negotiate what turned out to be very successful Training war agreements with those two countries. They currently provide us with multiple True Patriot battles and also a lot of other medal hunting opportunities.


- Airstrike on eIsrael



The eUS managed to successfully land an Airstrike on eIsrael. The Airstrike was perfectly executed, due to the joint effort of our CP WDIB2 and our Secretary of Defense Wild Owl.

This war secured the eUS' base of operations in the Middle east, putting us on a strategic position to help our Alliance in the region.





We witnessed the revival of an active and effective DoCA this term. Several DoCA programs were operating throughout the past month.

- American Air Rank Program (AARP)

That's our CP's brain dropping of an idea, designed to increase the total eUS Air rank, by utilizing the recently introduced National feed. Thanks to the tireless work and persistence of Her Vootsman and WDIB2 this program turned out to be very successful with over 25 participants per day.

By day 3575 more than 590 000 Energy worth of food was distributed by the AARP manager Herr Vootsman.

The program provides eUS citizens with 1000 energy worth of food every day if they:

- Leave a comment on the CP's AARP daily shout on the national feed;

- Score at least 20 Air round kills in every day a citizen has participated in the program;


More information on the AARP - >>> HERE



- Meals on Wheels (MoW)

The legendary DoCA program was revived thanks to the DoCA director - Max Hanz, stepping in to help the long time MoW chief Kodos.

The program provides any eUS citizen with a daily 500 energy worth of food if only the citizen fills the MoW >>> FORM



- AARP +

That program was born near the end of the term. It was personally funded by our CP WDIB2.

Its main goal was to additionally encourage eUS players to fight in Air round battles, and also bring the active players on Discord, for some real time interaction.

For more information on the AARP+ check >>> THIS ARTICLE





This term we had the amazing International Meme wars contest. It was lead by our VP for Life Gnilraps.

A lot of players from around the eWorld participated, some of which came up with brilliant memes.

The contest was so amazing that it was even approved by the Plato foundation, adding a solid gold amount to the prize pool.

You can check the International Meme wars contest details >>> HERE .





Yeah, the Department of Media.

The promiscuous hussie of the cabinet - the White House media team was able to provide the longing eUS community with several White House Press Reports (WHPR).

Although the Feynmann/Rainy Sunday duet filled them mostly with their brain droppings they were hoping the reports met the standards of the eUS community.




As a conclusion I think you would agree with me that WDIB2's Cabinet #1 proved to be full of activity in every possible aspect of the game - wars, social interactions, fun. So, to everyone who was part of this amazing team:











The end comes closer by the minute. But wait! As a relatively wise man once said




Well more like awards to .... award, but still. The White House media team have picked up some special prizes for those members of the WDIB2 cabinet, who did amazing job this term.

- To Herr Vootsman


For his stamina and limitless drive to deliver hot meals for those eUS Citizens in need.

We give you the keys of the Golden Truck




May it serve you well and help you deliver your daily rations even faster.




- To Yui MHCP001



For the Best Ed Sheeran covers in the history of the eWorld. You might have failed to win the eRep Idol, but you won our hearts.

We give you the Golden Microphone



May it help you win the first place the in the next edition of the Idol.




- To Wild Owl



For providing the eUS with outstanding military strategy.
We award you with the Terracotta Army



May you always have an army of dedicated soldiers to command on the battlefield.



- To Gnilraps




For the best Tom Waits guitar solo in the history of the eWorld

We present you with the Golden Guitar



May it help you win all the eRep Idol contests to come.



- To Melissa Rose




For being able to put everyone to work even in her sleep.

We award you with the Never ending Strawberry basket







- And last, but not least - our beloved CP WDIB2



For providing us with a lot of fun this term, while sacrificing his own sleep to do so.

We give you the Golden Bow Tie.


May it look as good on you as your amazing term looked good on the eUS.











For pt. 1. check >>> This Article


- What in the name of Dio is that thing? - asked Waruda.

Everyone seemed baffled.

- It looks like it generates energy for the armies of the monkey king - said Feynmann, slowly stepping forward to the spinning banana - if only I can have a closer look.

- NO! Don't move, you lab rat .... - shouted Wild Owl

But it was too late. The moment Feynmann stepped on the thin red line, he obviously failed to see, the whole complex seemed to have come to life. The giant gorilla statues surrounding the spinning reactor slowly turned around towards them.

- Uuum, sorry guys - said Feynmann.
- Is that a good time to call it a day? - asked Rainy Sunday - and maybe, RUN!
- I hate to spoil it for you, but it looks like we are stuck here - said Waruda.

They all turned around and saw the torch lit corridor closed by a massive golden door.

- It looks like we are gonna do it the old fashioned way - with two swords and maximum effort - said Waruda, while pulling two massive Katana swords from beneath his rugged cloak.

Hale Kane and Wild Owl each pulled out a shotgun, that doubled as a hand axe.

The giant Golden gorillas were approaching

WDIB2 prepared his double desert eagles.

- Lab rats, stay behind and maybe think of something that will take those suckers down - said Wild Owl.

The gorillas were clumsy, but enormous. Nothing seemed to leave even the slightest scratch on them. Hale Kane managed to stun one for less than a second by hitting it with his shotgun's axe end. Waruda and Wild Owl were battling two gorillas each. WDIB2 was shooting the last golden gorilla in the eyes confusing the monster, but leaving no permanent damage.

- Hey Rainy - started Feynmann - these gorillas are probably charged by the banana reactor. - Maybe if were able stop it ... we can sort of take them down?

- Let me check - said Rainy, while pointing her portable scanner to the banana reactor. - It looks like it is protected by some sort of electromagnetic shield. Any ideas?

- Lab rats! - shouted Wild Owl, receiving a massive blow on his forearm - Now will be the perfect time to do some of your magic tricks.

- Well, I think I have exactly the gear we need, but we only got 1 shot - replied Feynmann. - Can you detect the frequency of that shield?

- Yup, just a sec... Done

- Oook guys we are ready. Hale, will you do the honors of blowing that banana up with that EMP? I will probably miss our only shot - said Feynmann

Hale took the gun, dodged the approaching gorilla and shot right at the banana reactor.

The giant gorillas froze solid. Red lights and sirens filled the giant hall. The entrance hall door cracked and opened just enough so they could slide through it. The banana reactor started spinning irregularly.

- Nice shot, cowboy - said Waruda.

- Come on, lets get out of here! - shouted WDIB2 - that thing is gonna blow up.

They ran through the torch lit corridor. They have just reached the end of the corridor when a massive explosion knocked them down.

It took them a few minutes to overcome the shock. They were standing at what used to be the cave entrance. The cave had obviously collapsed, leaving a massive sand and stone ripples behind.

- Phew, that went well - said Hale.
- Oh, noooo - cried Waruda.
- Are you hurt? - asked Rainy
- My bacon pizzas are gone. I must have dropped them when we ran up the corridor.
- I think we have a more pressing matter to care about - said Wild Owl seriously.

They were surrounded by beer trucks, unloading several of the Monkey King's golden companies. They were surrounded...

- Well I guess that's the end - said Rainy
- Not necessarily - said WDIB2 - you see, Gnilraps kind of forced me to take this tiny EZC panic button with me, just in case we need backup. Well, back down there, when we were fighting the golden gorillas I sort of panicked, so help must be on the way .... hopefully.

They hid among the rubble and started shooting at the approaching monkeys.

- Hey do you hear that - said Rainy - it sounds like music (click)




The giant EZC hover plane was flying towards them.

It landed just a few meters next to them



Melissa Rose was flying the monstrous EZC plane, while Gnilraps and Deepchill were shooting two massive D4 machine guns at the approaching golden armies.

- Come on, get in! - shouted Gnilraps

Everyone was safely on board when Melissa kicked the giant EZC bird into the air.

- Hey Mel - asked Rainy - could you drop us at the nearest pizza joint? We need to get ourselves some bacon pizza.








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