[UK] The war is over: PEACE DECLARED.
Foreign Office
Dear rowdy colonists. I am pleased to inform you that today, the Governments of Island and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland have come to an agreement which will result in an end to all hostilities. We have decided it is pointless to fight, because it is delaying the inevitable.
We have ticketed admins to allow for the re-creation of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and within 48 working hours, you will be re-united in blissful subservience to HRH Queen Woldy I. The terms of this agreement are, quite simple. The nation of Ireland will cease to exist, and henceforth will be part of the British Empire. At long last, comrades, the Island of Ireland is whole.
The region of Mayo will be kept as a vassal state, for the enjoyment of the Bremen Club House, who will administer it in the name of the British Empire. The governor of Mayo will henceforth be referred to as the Almighty Monarch of Island, King Tomazim IV. The state appointed court jester will be helia 14. The rest of the Bremen Club House will make up the newly created institution of the House of Llords, who will administer the rulings of King Tomazim in the name of the British State.
Until further notice, Ireland is to cease and desist any attempts at resistance or rebellion. Failure to comply will result in the suspension of all political, civil and human rights until further notice, and no region will be released until such a time as the British State deems your sins repented and repaid in full.
In return for our generous terms, the Irish President has agreed to cede his position immediately, to allow for the encompassing of the title "President of Ireland" to be incorporated into the newly created office of President of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, which will be occupied by the ruling President of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (who is, consequently, the rightful President of the Island of Ireland as well).
Thank you for your patience in this troubling time, and I look forward to showing you just how much better life can be under the British banner.
On behalf of the newly created state of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland,
Current UK President - jamesw
Current Irish President - Irasian
Current UK Minister of Island - Tomazim
Comments
Signed.
jamesw
President of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.
Basically a nutter
WELCOME ISlAND \o
Supported and signed by Helia 14, leader of the BCH coup and new BCH President.
I have at least ONE who supports this. : 3
King Henry jamesw \o/
ONE IS TROLLING HERE,WATCH OUT!
Temujins'fag!
Huzzah!
Trollololol
I for one, cannot wait for the Great Fruit Famine of Day 1600.
lololololol
lol
lol'd
Rule Britannia!
I will do my best to alleviate the pain of being across the sea from these vagabonds.
congratz
hahahaha xD
Bunch o' pricks.
Woldy deserves better minions.
God, the delusion in here is so smelly.
I look forward to bringing the lower classes up to our British standards.
Legendary.
"I look forward to bringing the lower classes up to our British standards." hahah xD
Awesome article.
gratz
Super!
Now just give us our 600 UK citizenship passes 😁
Now if I had been drinking milk it would have surely ended up in my nose. Trolololololololololo.....Pathetic is pathetic.
Oh geez, might as well give up now.
'Pathetic is pathetic' x2
lol, reported for racism.
I look forward to bringing the lower classes up to our British standards.
Don't hurt yourself....
v+ s , i love irish guys more and more !
Twits.
As current failer at France Presidency, I support the idea that France has to be ruled by the new mighty British Empire too.
I'm the best queen out there
God save the Woldy I
I give you one point for consistency. Consistently bad but consistent.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/turkey-won-the-war-againts-bulgaria-t-uuml-rkiye-bulgaristan-sava-n-kazand--1798799/1/20
hot news about Turkey...
I will never surrender
drooling...
Oh the lame trolling... *kids these days*...
If you can sign & publish an 'official' peace treaty without us agreeing, why can't we do the same?
"Chance Harrison - Don't hurt yourself...."
You're right, we don't know where you've been.
Ho-hum, another 800 years under the British yoke beckons. Or maybe not - after all, it's only a matter of time before the British reich is absorbed into Poland, or Macedonia, or even Turkey. Heil Woldy!
can we stop racism and arguing, seriously lets all try and get along.
I feel sorry for Ireland.
Should I do something about this?
There was a fight on a Virgin plane which was going to the us... It lasted for 30 minutes and the us police officers got scared when they saw people with tooth missing they found out that they were british and Troll trolololo olololol lollolo
I can only explain your arrogance because of your ignorance.
See you in the battlefields.
Hail eSweden and all its friends! Hail ONE!
And also...
The truth about the AMERICAN INVASION!
http://tinyurl.com/northamerica12
sad little britfags
You british scum will all pay. IRELAND WILL FIGHT BACK!!!
TIOCFAIDH, TIOCFAIDH, TIOCFAIDH.......
TIOCFAIDH AR LA!!
eodornain.
we're playing a browser game.
please be quiet.
Hooray! Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves!