[Siddy4PotusHeIsNotAnEnemySpaniardIPromi se] Oh Hai

Day 2,047, 21:34 • Published in USA Netherlands • by rainy sunday
Fellow amurrikans. I’d like to announce to you that, we as a nation are facing dark and grim times. We’re being invaded. Not just invaded, but ultra-invaded. The map of USA looks like that Trivial Pursuit stuff where you put the slices in when you answer the correct questions, but, unlike in Trivia, having so many different colors is a bad thing.


Current USA map

We need a capable leader. A leader that knows our country. A leader that can motivate our country and guide it through the desert of being in an alliance which is behind by 30k Million damage daily. We need the best leader for the best Amurrika. And that’s precisely why Paul Proteus is running, but I’m not going to talk about my rivals in this election. Well, everybody promises that few days before the mudslinging begins, but I will not talk about my rivals. At least not until the mudslinging begins.

Anyway, I’m launching my candidacy, which will take the name of:
Siddy4PotusHeIsNotAnEnemySpaniardIPromise






The Shit that we’re in

It’s deep.


Campaign Manager’s Note: Siddy, you should extend yourself a little more

really deep.

Campaign Manager’s Note: At least 6 lines

Awwwwww... OK.

During the administration of GuyWhoIsNotSiddy we accidentally our whole country to several evil countries conveniently colour coded. I’m not blaming GuyWhoIsNotSiddy, he is a pretty swag guy, and it’s not really his fault that TWO-aligned countries hit 1.6 times more than CoT-aligned countries.

Also, there are those Evil Secret Cabal and AIM issues. I wasn’t there when the shit hit the fan, but it seems to be something pretty srsbiz. My plan is to solve it. Not sure if I’ll get the Elite Cabal members into AIM MUs or will get the AIM leadership into the Elite Cabal. Maybe both. I’ll talk about this in a latter article.

Also, we have the ATO thing. The PTOer formerly known as Ajay Bruno and the serbnicks. It almost sounds like a music band. This month we have successfully ATOed AFA, but they created a new AFA slightly smaller than the original. That kinda reminds me of Matryoshka dolls, in which we ATO them each month and they create a new party which is the same, but smaller.


This article lacked in American Flags, now we’re fine again


So that’s the shit we’re in. And that’s why we have this election. Totally capable guys and myself are running for POTUS to solve this.



Who the heck are you, btw

Let me introduce myself. My name is Siddy, and I’ll brag on my achievements

- Former President (6 times)
- Former Minister/Secretary of Defence (16 times)
- Former Minister/Secretary of State (8 times)
- Former Minister/Secretary of Economy (2 times)
- Congressmen (no idea how many times)

Note: Those positions may have held in countries who might have been enemies of eUSA at some point. But I’m Amurrikan! I’ll post more flags to prove it.


Lots of flags. Way better now



Who the heck is your running mate, btw

Great Presidents always have had great running mates


Zoli will be my running mate. Zoli is a very experienced running mate, having run for POTUS nomination many times. Sure, he may have lost all his races, but someone who lost a lot seems a great fit for eUSA’s current state.

So, this is my candidacy announcement. More will come. My proposals, and my cabinet, who will be Team America (quite literally, there’s half eUSA there).
Anyway, if you belong to the other half of the eUSA who isn’t on my cabinet, you can always apply filling this form:


This campaign sign is strawberry-flavoured, we promise strawberry-flavoured campaign signs

Stay tuned for more articles, and join us on #Siddy4PotusHeIsNotAnEnemySpaniardIPromise and you will get nice things.


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