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We need somebody that can take the brand of the United States Workers Party and make it great again. It’s not great.

We need, we need, we need somebody that literally will take this party and make it great again. We can do that.

And, I will tell you, I love my life. I have a wonderful family. They’re saying, ‘SColbert, you’re going to do something that’s so tough.’

You know, all of my life I’ve heard that a truly successful person, a really, really successful person - and even modestly successful - cannot run for public office. Just can’t happen.

And yet, that’s the kind of mindset that you need to make this country great again.

So, ladies and gentlemen, I am officially running for Party President of the United States Workers Party and we are going to make our party great again.

It can happen. Our party has tremendous potential. We have tremendous potential.

We have people that aren’t working. We have people that have no incentive to work. But they’re going to have incentive to work. Because the greatest social program is a job. And they’ll be proud, and they’ll love it, and they’ll make much more money than they would have ever made. And they’ll be doing so well, and we’re going to be thriving as a party. Thriving. It can happen.

So I’ve watched the politicians. I’ve dealt with them all my life. If you can’t make a good deal with a politician, then there’s something wrong with you. There’s something certainly not very good and that’s what we have representing us.

They will never make USWP great again. They don’t even have a chance. They are controlled fully, they are controlled fully by the elitists, by the donors and by the special interests. Fully. They control them.

So the reporter said to me the other day ‘But Mr. SColbert, you’re not a nice person. How can you get people to vote for you?’

I said, ‘I don’t know. I think that, number one, I am a nice person. I give a lot of money away to charities and other things.’

I think I’m actually a very nice person, but I said ‘This is going to be an election that’s based off competence. Because people are tired of these nice people and they’re tired of being ripped of by everybody in the world and they’re tired of spending more money on education than any nation in the world per capita. Than any nation in the world.’

Now I’m not doing that, I’m not doing that to brag, because you know what? I don’t have to brag. I don’t have to, believe it or not.

I’m doing that to say that that’s the kind of thinking our party needs. We need that thinking. We have the opposite thinking.

How stupid are our leaders? How stupid are these politicians to allow this to happen? How stupid are they?

We have losers. We have losers. We have people that don’t have it. We have people that are morally corrupt. We have people that are selling this party down the drain.

Sadly, the American dream is dead. But if I get elected party president I will bring it back bigger and better and stronger than ever before, and we will make USWP great again.

Thank you. Thank you very much.