[Reform] Aggressive title here

Day 3,436, 09:15 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Humphrey Appleby


G’afternoon gentlemen o7,

An obligatory cheers and scotch for your unwavering trust and support this election and an indebted thanks to Certacito for his efforts the past month. I can think of no finer person to serve as deputy in the upcoming scrap ahead as we slowly but surely reaffirm our place as the eUK’s most capable political team.

However, as is evident to all those with eyes and the capability to open them, the party and our wider community continue to struggle against game-wide apathy and entropy. Alliance groupings seem to be reflecting this state of dissonance and, of course, the absolute last people we expect to do anything about it are the eRep admins themselves.

So as we tacitly abandon long-term hopes for this particular state of reality, let us focus on our more local woes back ‘ere in the eUK, where a party dominated by multis and scumbags has robbed us of our earned place at the top of the political s***hole. Slow death of the game aside, this is an injustice that must be corrected before the last genuine player leaving finally turns off the lights…

We also have the monthly ritual of discomfiture known as Mongress coming up. As I have rather daftly ended up as Speaker again I would appreciate a moderately drug-free term for prospective MPs…

Cheers o/,


Appleby
Keeper of the Drinks