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[Q America] The Waffle Nation Congressional Candidate

Day 3,712, 08:56 • Published in USA USA

• by King James88

Greetings I am running for congress. Lately its being mighty depressing with all the Rosa attacks and such. I am here to say I am here to introduce that remedy. It is waffles. If we eat more waffles in consumption we won't hardly notice what exactly is bothering us. Instead we will busy pouring syrup on the situation and going about our happy lives tasting the maple sweet goodness.

So when I go to congress I will introduce a bill that eUSA is officially a waffle nation. More syrup that is purely bs free. I know this not a regular bill that you would see in congress but still shouldn't we stand up in the name for the love of waffles. The more waffles you eat the more stickiness that brings us together.

Yet I know there is good argument for pancakes and we like to throw batter at to make it even more fun place to be. Still it flops around but its not the same when you have iron press to put that waffle mixture in. Yet sometimes I do imagine someone's face in it. That be said either way we can agree it tastes yummy and brings the stickiness goodness to each of our hearts. Especially when it's made of wheat its much more healthier for you.

So vote for SFP to send me to congress so we can make eUSA the official bs free waffle nation. A little less Rosa, a little more waffles!

Comments

Salty Day 3,712, 09:12

I had pancakes at IHop this morning, is that acceptable?

King James88 Day 3,712, 09:26

Yes it's acceptable.

Salty Day 3,712, 13:25

YES!!

MaryamQ Day 3,712, 09:26

This is probably the most original platform I have ever seen! May I suggest muffins as an alternative for those of us who are disinclined to waffle? Good luck!

King James88 Day 3,712, 09:28

We will even accept muffins. I love muffins too especially blueberry muffins.

Lisamunusira Day 3,712, 09:54

Pancakes made with wheat and beer are my favourite, but waffles are agreeable. I do hope however we will not be colonized by eBelgium. 😉
Good luck!

mittekemuis Day 3,712, 23:04

awwww I was just going to suggest that 😃

Director9 Day 3,712, 23:10

Only if those waffles are better than ours 😛

Lisamunusira Day 3,712, 23:19

Let's make a waffle test. 🙂

Jimmy Cincinnati Day 3,712, 10:19

I'm still inclined to think we are a soup nation. Good luck with the proposal.

PilotPhil Day 3,712, 10:42

As far as meals later in the day, yes of course we are a soup nation. As far as breakfast goes, in the spirit of bipartisanship, I can fully get behind this waffle agenda. I do have a small concern with the level of involvement by the Canadians as they seem to control much of the syrup. That being said This is a strong platform by a qualified candidate and I would encourage everyone to vote SFP to see this waffle bill become reality.

Jimmy Cincinnati Day 3,712, 11:09

Soup has multiple components and they all get tainted with the flavors of the other ingredients. Not even a spatula can separate them.