[POTUS] Final thanks, and cleaning out the desks
Pfeiffer.
Good evening, America.
There are only 9 hours left in my term as President, and it's been an eventful month.
I'm going to publish a lot over the next few days, to look back over various things, but this article will be a series of thank you's...because I felt it was important I thank my closest friends for helping me through the month while still actually President.
I'm not going to thank everyone here, because that article would be incredibly long, so I'm going to do the highlights here. Please know that every member of my cabinet has been important to me this month, and I will thank each of them on IRC and on the forums. Below is the list of senior cabinet secretaries from my Administration.
Vice President: fingerguns
Chief of Staff: Molly Emma
National Security Council Director: John Jay
Secretary of Defense: Maxx Johnson
Secretary of State: Dr Luis Sentieiro
Secretary of the Interior: Kodos
Secretary of Education: emdoublegee
Secretaries of Media: George Armstrong Custer, Civilanarchy, John Killah, New Azazel
Secretary of the Treasury: Kemal Ergenekon
Note to President-Elect Cerb on the desk, I prepare to leave the Oval for the last time
First, I need to congratulate my friend (and future brother-in-law) Cerb on once again being elected President. Not only has he been a good friend and advisor to me, but he will be an excellent President for this country.
Vice President fingerguns arranges her post-Vice Presidency media tour
My Vice President fingerguns has become a very good friend of mine over the last six weeks, and our month together has only strengthened that friendship. A reliable sounding board, confidant, and my always lovely eNPR Co-Host, fingerguns will one day make an excellent President.
Inwegen, Vanek, Artela - The three of you have long been much better friends than simply people I play eRep with. Inwegen, sorry I'm going to be Cerb's brother-in-law and you're just 'that other guy'. Vanek, the Sabres suck. Deal with it. Artela, you're coming to America soon...your invitation to join the Tri-Force at Mardi Gras is still open.
😛
Molly - We might not be married here as we are in
🙂
John Jay - You broke your leg. I lol'd a bit. Other than that, you were a solid NSC Director this month, thanks for doing some of the stuff I didn't want to do. Also you broke your leg.
Maxx - Thanks for letting me chill with you in ST6, I look forward to being able to do so again in the future. Your expertise in managing military units is reminiscent of some of the Generals of olden times.
Dr 'Sexy Time' Luis - Your ambassador report compilations were always helpful, and I'm interested to see how you manage working with Molly as Co-CoS. You have potential, just keep putting the effort in and you'll do very well.
Kemal - cCc Kemal Reyiz cCc you are my number one brown brother...tied with sisisi.
emdoublegee - Give me a job when you're President.
Media Dudes - Custer you're old. Civil are you still alive? John Killah you smell funny. New Azazel...not so new. Thanks for publishing stuff cause Lord knows I couldn't have done all that. You guys did good work this month, and I appreciate it all.
The final cabinet meeting...fingerguns demanded she wear a suit
I won't bore you with more details, just know that it has been a great honor to serve this country as President.
If any of you have questions or need anything, drop me a message.
As always, I am...
Yours in Service,
~Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
President of the United States
PS - Nave says hi.
PPS - Some former Presidents used to marry people...so I'm doing the opposite. The traitor AlleyRat is no longer married to super-patriot and badass d2 tank Beach Bunny. Executive Order #199782 is on file for review, and carries the weight of law.
Comments
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brb shouting and stuff
Hail Pfeiffer o/
Cool stuff. Classy in fact.
Voted.
I broke my leg.
~JJ
I'm sure some fgts will spin your term into it being one of the worst terms ever.
Also, inb4 Dru Blood comes in to fellatio this article.
You did well Pfeiffer. I look forward to continuing to spar with you in #FedPartyChat. o>
Thanks cutie.
Yay! Mardi Gras!
o7
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Pfeifferist Propaganda
o7
sorry but i dont see the american dream, the ameican ower...sry bad president un this time...the all of military campaingi was a failure..srry but thi is not a votable article...go and hide yourself...
That photoshop job was about as good as your Presidency.
'american power....
'american power....
Pfeiffer, you're still a dick.
but a pretty good President.
thanks for the experience.
Thank you Pfeiffer and I look forward to work with you.
America it was a nice month, keep it up.
RGR, get off you PTOer.
You've done me proud, bro. This was deserved and a long time coming. Couldn't be happier for you.
So, you're marrying Cerb's brother then? Was wondering who was going to. We'll be one big family. Me with his sister, you with his bro, him with some hot law intern.
Yay for mardi gras! Haha@JJ
Good working with you pfeiffer! Lot of fun getting to know you, rather than just the "elitist asshole" toted in all the papers. As for the rest of the cabinet, it was fun serving with all of you and I look forward to doing it more!
Nice job
Well ya did it. Hope the wait was worth it! 😃😃
Quick! You still have a chance to tell me I'm a dumbass whilst you are still the 'boss'.
Also, stfu Ajay. His PS of Fingerguns was a joke. You try to pass off yer PS works-o-crap as real. 😛😛
I never doubted you always had it all under control. It was a good month. 🙂
well done, old friend.
Pfeiffer \o/
U did great
5/10 😛
just kidding : )
Fluffy go home!
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nuff' said
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Great month, excellent President and supporting staff. I hope you enjoyed it my friend. You demonstrated honor, courage and commitment to the job you held this month. The Navy would be proud! Keep up the excellent work and keep our enemies at bay!
US Navy, HOOYAH!
SEALS LIKE IT WET.
Ronald Gipper Reagan, you don't understand english, do you? We said "get off"! Go to your little party, go to your little serbian pto friends, but leave America alone.
Gay
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You haven't written anything all month why start now...?
Ichabod, he wrote 8 articles during his presidency. Pay attention, or learn to be quiet.
well done sir
every presidency that doesn't include RGR is a good presidency. even if we get wiped by Serbia.
oi
Well done. o/
Thank you Pfeiffer. You have done a good job as CP ! o/
~hyuu~
o7
Congrats on a job well done. Your military prowess as well as your diplomatic genius really showed. You've done the rest of the e-World a very big favor, and we can't even repay you.
Cerb won't have the time for any interns, someone else will be keeping him busy! >wink
so long and thanks for all the fish (Haliman hue)
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I don't smell funny ... that's just my natural musk
Musk ...
Musk.
FAIL!!!
The biggest ridicule of US of all times!!!
Elitists, you SUCK!!!
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I know I'm late to the circle jerk, but thanks for an interesting month. I learned a lot of stuff and have a whole bunch of new friends and enemies and stalkers.
Thanks, Pfeiffer, for using me to get my party's vote, but then actually letting me do the things I wanted to do while in office and teaching me tons of stuff.
Thanks to the rest of the Cabinet for not being crappy to me even though I'm a total noob to national politics.
LoL @ Csengos....
Pfeiffer is too full on himself to realize what that comment really means, hahahaha. xD.
But yes, GREAT job.. you destroyed CTRL with your arrogance and ego-trip... now America is weak....
oh, and you disenfranchised the 46% who did not want you as CP by branding them traitors.
Great job Fluffy