[Excellency] The GlorioUSA Empire

Day 5,575, 12:43 • Published in Hungary USA • by Yui MHCP001

Dearest Subjects,

Today, I write to you to deliver the Good Word. Thanks to the diligent work of President Patanok with his cabinet, and the leadership of Her Majesty The Queen Derphoof, the USA has achieved something never before done in its history[citation needed].

We are now a Glorious Empire.



It is an honor to have earned this prestigious title that reflects the strength of the USA and her allies. I can only pray that you, my not-so-loyal subjects, can also achieve this euphoric feeling of success. But only in your dreams though, we both know you can’t do it now.

How far we have come together. It was only 1 month ago where I was appointed to be your Royal Governor by Her Majesty The Queen. And yet, we go back even further, for only just over 5 years ago, I booted your country out of Pacifica, making you the only country to be expelled from the alliance.

To think that if I hadn’t broken us up in the past, we wouldn’t have been together in the present. What a beautiful example of the trope “enemies-to-vassal”.

My life is devoted to keeping you submissive and *censored*,


Right Honorable Earl of Seattle, His Excellency The Royal Governor Yui MHCP001, by the Grace of Dio, of Budapest and American-controlled Hungary
Servant of Her Majesty The Queen Derphoof