[eUK] Woldy For Absolute Monarch!

Day 3,203, 10:29 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Addaway

Hey, do you like unformatted wall-of-text articles???

I KNEW IT.


So it seems inevitable now that the meta-congress is going to commit seppuku over the next couple of days, and set fire to the statue book WHICH I SO LOVINGLY WROTE AND FORMATTED (srsly guys wtf).

Some people seem to want a return to democracy, which I am opposed to on three grounds:

1. F&ck the cost of starting one
2. F&ck Congress having access to the CS buttons
3. We have a better alternative.

You can probably tell what the alternative is.

My proposal is we burn the entirety of the statute book, go exclusively by game mechanics and maintain the dictatorship, crowning Woldy as absolute monarch.

Here's why its a good idea:

1. No Congress members paying themselves money for voting

2. No Congress members letting in serbian PTOers (omg who would do that???)

3. No CPs able to give the dictatorship to Wayne and lose the country 1,000,000cc

4. Woldy is the best eUKer and has the most common sense. He can appoint the best dudes and we can have a nice, stable government that can actually achieve what it wants. If it turns out to be shit then the eUK can just remove him down the line.

5. Lot's of ace material for Ministry of Glorious Praise articles.

Do I have you convinced?

Good.

SIGN MAH PETITION GUYZ

Congress members 4 Wolds:

Addaway
Aaron

Cits for Wolds: