[DeputyCP] Short But Sweaty...An Update
Deputy Prime Minister
Hello Nation,
It’s congress voting day and we have three regions. It’s nice to be able to give you some good news for a change but more on that later.
Moving on...
Since the revolution Congress have been able to press buttons. These buttons in turn make things happen. Most will only marginally affect your life. About three or four days ago one member of Congress got red button fever and proposed an NE against Sweden.
At this point our MoFA was frantically trying to secure a deal to allow us to keep a region for congress. As soon as the NE appeared the proverbial hit the fan and Sweden in turn NE’d us. We voted it down, which in hindsight was not the best choice and any negotiations ceased.
Looking back though it’s not turned out that badly…
Since that fated day we’ve been starting little RWs here,there and everywhere. This has resulted in us actually getting something back and we now sit a top of three shiny regions.
It would be remiss of me to say “ This is all our doing! Heap praise upon us!” because it wasn’t.
These small victories in what is turning into a long and protracted affair are down to you and the support of our allies.
I’m a stubborn bugger and whilst we’ve tried to have some dialogue with the Swedes they only seem to be interested in keeping us under their thumbs. It’s a shame that the Swedish people are being hoodwinked into thinking that what they’re actually doing is useful. We’re the eUK when have we ever been a strategic acquisition?
Also Sambo deserves a raise.
The Future?
If we’re still here in a week we’ll have a talk about this…
Complaints and Other Things
My only complaint this week is that our media is a little bit poo.
So, if we’re still here, you have a week to create the best articles you’ve ever written.
There is a very large pot of 5000gbp to be won for the best article and numerous other prizes for all the rest of you.
Fill up the media with funny, interesting, irritating and wordy articles.
Also a bonus prize to anyone who gets the first CP manifesto out…
GO GO GO
Keep smiling and remember to stack things.
Hugs
Karacticus
Comments
Why are cuckoo clocks so popular?
I'm pretty sure those four people with zimmer frames are far too active to be eUK citizens!
nah, see the one who cheated and puts wheels on their zimmer frame?
See that happening nearly every UK parliament election..
Give me my money
ESO Institute Press Release
erepublik.com/en/article/2614559
Scientists discover all atoms of the eUniverse are made from Platons, Notrons and Elections...
It is sad to see how low the perceived view of what passes for acceptable media has fallen.
I get paid?
I do things?
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