(Day 943) Custer for Congress

Day 3,595, 17:25 • Published in USA USA • by George Armstrong Custer


Dateline: Sunday June 20 (Day 943)
Location: Sonoma, California
Reporter: George Armstrong "F-Bomb" Custer
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For readers who may have stumbled on this article out of curiosity and don't know me, I'm George Armstrong Custer and I used to be somebody.

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And so began my first campaign for Congress. At the time, the USWP was the hot ticket, and I got in-- representing the original AMP, which I had founded-- as a guest "3rd Party candidate."

Over seven years ago.

At the time I already had "a resume as long as your friggin' arm," including leading the fight for soldiers to be able to also serve in Congress. That's right, kiddies, there was a time...

Anyways, I'm running for Congress again.
Rainy Sunday reached out to me, and I'm excited at the prospect.
Vote the Fed Party line this Monday-- I might be down the list a bit, but I'll be on there.

maybe Shout this thing:

(Day 943) Custer for Congress
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2651559/1/20
and get off my damned lawn.