[CP] Update - Day 2,213

Day 2,213, 00:39 Published in Switzerland Switzerland by Monsieur Guillontine






Salut madams and monsieurs,

It is so, it is so! Our Minister of Home Affairs, Joseph Rich, has created a new and improved forum. It's time for the Swiss community to get back on track - for everyone who wishes to get more involved in our community, I highly recommend that all of you register a forum account and start participating in discussions! You can register for the forum HERE.



Aside from the forum, Switzerland, of course, has recently officially declared war on Slovenia. After wasting weeks last month working on proposing a very generous offer to the Slovenian people, the Slovenians rejected our treaty, aggressively stating that it was meant for Switzerland to be occupied by Slovenia. This is unacceptable. This is intolerable. And this is exactly why it is time for us to fight back. Unfortunately, we lost our last region today; however, I would just like to take the time to thank a few countries who have recently graciously signed military alliances with us: Canada, France, India, the United States of America. Furthermore, although we were unable to sign an alliance with the Netherlands, their leadership has also set Swiss battles as some of their military priorities. Ultimately, although we are weaker than the Slovenians, we will still stand strong and fight for our freedom; we will not allow these oppressors to oppress us any longer. Now is the time to fight back.



That's all for now. It's been barely half a week but a lot is happening. We're well on our way to reviving the republic! Hail Switzerland!

Let's fight. Fight for peace.



Yours truly,
Monsieur Guillontine
President of the Swiss Republic