(Another) New Editor joins the Crude Times!
Ray Crude
The Crude Times is under new management, again! After a record-breaking 242 days as editor of The Crude Times, Peter Walker failed to produce a single article however spent £11,123,231.01 in expenses. Walker has been fired effective today, and new editor Elizabeth Jones has now taken over with immediate effect. Let's hope now that The Crude Times can return to being the number one premier news source in the eUK, without anymore corruption scandals or incompetent editors!
New articles coming soon (we promise)!
Comments
Good stuff - I do wonder thought whether it's the person who allowed the editor to spend so much who should get fired?
Fire them all and let the DHSS sort them out.
Nonsense! Losing all your money is half the fun. Building it back up is the challenge that makes this game worth playing. The man deserves a promotion not get sacked!
Sounds interesting. Can't wait to see what you bring to the media
To return to the number one premier news source you would have had to have been that in the past. When exactly was that?
Produce an article now would have been good.
v + c