The Old And The Crusty
Thedillpickl
Hi kids!
What da hell...
Here, take a look. It may help you to make some sense of this.
I know. Scary, ain't it?
The Contestants For April CP
BTW
April showers bring May flowers.
What do Mayflowers bring? - Answer in comments to win gold.
Anyhoo, if you are unfamiliar with either of us allow me to fill you in. Introducing Vexing Chaos, otherwise known as Chance Harrison. A man prone to wander but he seems to fit in well.
> eRepublik birthday, Jun 16, 2010
> National rank 10
> Minister of Defense
> Congress Member
> Party Member, Canadian Progressive Front
> Commander, Alpha Flight
> Lots of achievements, decorations, ad nauseam.
Me? Thedillpickl, dill for short. I've been around too but finally settled here.
> eRepublik birthday,Nov 15, 2010
> National rank 11
> Congress Member
> Councillor, Military Dictatorship Party
> 2nd Commander, Pickles Patriots
> Also with a pile of junk in the old closet.
So Who's The Best Choice?
To be honest, I'd vote for Chance. That way if the wheels fall off I can blame him.
😁(For the slow among you, that's a joke.)
Seriously, we're both qualified. Been CP before. Done several jobs for the government. My ass fits the chair better.
😉We just want to make a race of it.
Be back soon with a cabinet and a plan.
Comments
Goodluck man hopefully you have a decent showing.
/thedillpickl crosses his legs.
Does anyone remember switchs from IRC?
Thank you sir!
This is going to be a close one!
Good luck to both!
Thanks
Mayflowers bring pilgrims.
Good luck to you both.🥰
You win big for being first!
Thanks!
Beatles \o/
Good luck to both candidates 🙂
~hyuu~
Now I feel obligated to write an article. At a hockey game and sipping some sip sip. So it'll have to wait. Best of luck Dill!
You had better, damn you! Don't leave me standing in the rain like a dumbass. 🤪
There is one more pickle in the barrel after all .
Kind of soggy and yellow, but I bought this cream online...
*pickle spins in circles, waving his arms*
HOLY SHIT!
GIT IT OFF! GIT IT OFF!
*pickle stubs his toe and stumbles toward the toilet*
OOOOOOH!!!
IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
*sobbing noises as he flips open the lid and squats*
*picks up tube of cream and peels off the label*
BEN GAY!!!!! FUC...
If I didn't think this song was about me, (why wouldn't it be?) I'd say Quimbie.
https://youtu.be/j13oJajXx0M
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you.
Isn't it?
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🤡🤡🤡🤡
butthurt
Not even in the slightest actually.
Traitor. Would be awesome if you left eCanada altogether.
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good luck Dill
I would send you a bottle of wine if I could , great tune
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-chaos-in-canada--2750488/1/20