Return of the Prodigal Chaz!
Day 3,405, 05:04
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by certacito
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After completing a missionary mission to the far flung reaches of eUK, where he has been teaching the less well educated members of the TUP how to vote - our one and only Prodigal Chaz has once again returned home to the UKRP.
On hearing the news I immediately ordered for pink champagne cocktails (the ones that poor students like AMD cannot afford) and that we prepare a massive feast of celebration.
It has been noticed that Chaz did manage to collect over 24 per cent of the TUP vote in the last Party Presidential elections....
So - if there are any Chaz supporting members of the TUP who would like to taste the fresh new experience that is the UK Reform Party (and REAL Champagne cocktails) - then do not hesitate to move over. All new party recruits will be welcomed with open arms [and a big Welcome Pack - containing all the things that a new party follower is likely to need!]
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No liberals
We only want the decent TUPpers like the ones that voted for me. Not the batshit insane commies that voted for Ash
bro, you know full well it wasn't TUPers voting for you
😉
Are you forget last Trico military coup Certacito? If no here something to remin😛
http://prnt.sc/ehlnrk
I did a grand total of 324 damage (or there abouts) for which I won a Sky Hero medal. The gold received from that will no doubt go back into helping the eUK so I consider my one click an investment with a very profitable return.
Indeed I have a history of putting resources into the eUK. There was a "Breakfast For Champions" scheme a while ago which I put a fair amount of tanks and food into...didn't look like many were given back out though...cough
Chaz has a long way to go to redeem himself yet...
Fuck off
cry me a river
shameless.....