Funny Citizenship Requests [Part 2]

Day 2,265, 10:42 • Published in USA USA • by ubuntu21


hey ya folks,
ubuntu21's talking to you again. Regarding to the new circumstances I became a Congressman, I need to remind you guys again, those are fictional answers by fictional Congressmen.
As there are many new citizenship requests, here's a new series of "Funny Citizenship Requests". Enjoy.
Listen to some background music!





Immigration Office of Ireland
zephyrdoon, Citizen of France
"I want to live in a peaceful countrie , and start a new business 🙂"
Congressman: As we're fighting with different countries and steady lose regions, I suppose you were joking by saying you want to live in a peaceful country. Furthermore this is a strategic war game, so there is not much peace in the world.


Immigration Office of the Netherlands
softiasd, Citizen of USA
"I have a lot of marijuana at home. I sent you some if granting cs. Ok? I think its all clear now! Sincerly."
Congressman: That's a pretty interesting idea. Nevertheless I don't think there is something reasonable about granting citizenship. So you might find another reason for joining our country.


Immigration Office of Poland
Hannibal1992, Citizen of USA
"Hello together, i would like to chance to Germany cause i am German and i want to help Germany to survive and fight back. I joined USA, cause the time i joined my friends were playing in USA, but now i want to "start again" and so would be pleased to Change citizenship to Germany. Thx Best regards Hanibal "
Congressman: Hello Hannibal1992. This is the polish Immigration Office. You can help us destroying Germany completely, how about this? Otherwise I've to reject your request. Best regards.


Immigration Office of Argentina
ftpa, Citizen of Brazil
"hi . please accept me .. im playing just for fun 🙂 ... tnq guys 🙂"
Congressman: Regarding to the point that this is a game played out of fun, 99% of all citizens in the eWorld have the same reason. That's no acceptable reason for granting you the citizenship. Sorry. Best regards.


Immigration Office of Serbia
El Maestro 123, Citizen of Italy
"Please accept my cs. thanks................................. "
Congressman: Hello, unfortunately it seems like you were usually fighting AGAINST Serbia. Why should we be granting you the citizenship? I don't see a point there. Sorry.


Immigration Office of Turkey
Kokojamba, Citizen of Ukraine
"I`m fom Ukraine. Please accept my application for citizenship. "
Congressman: Yea, I am from Turkey. I can actually see you're from Ukraine. That's no useful information.


Immigration Office of Greece
elhakemamir, Citizen of Egypt
"je veux changer ma Ecitoeyn et devenir Efrancais je défendrez bien la france je souhaite que vos acceptez ma demande"
Congressman: Hi, this is probably translated by Google. It means you wanna change your citizenship to eFrance and you'd like to fight for eFrance?! Well, you translated to the wrong language. You should try again by translating into Greek as this is the Immigration Office of Greece you're talking to.

Immigration Office of Spain
Bayasgalan Bayasaa, Citizen of Russia
"i am requesting that i have heard that most of Spain's population are christians."
Congressman: Just wtf. Dunno what to say. Too funny... and wrong.


Immigration Office of United Arab Emirates
jckillerbh, Citizen of Brazil
"My goal is to help Brazil doing so precisso distributions of citizenship to give jobs to players"
Congressman: This is funny. You're applying for UAE citizenship, but you're talking about how to help Brazil, where you're actually a citizen from? I don't get that. Thanks anyway. Rejected.


Immigration Office of the United States of America
Ketcence MKD & DzoniMKD, Citizens of Serbia
"Hi friends, please accept my cs.............................................................."
Congressman: What a strange coincidence, you both were writing EXACTLY the same Application. I know someone, who can take care about it. He's called Plato and he doesn't like multiple account playing. I'm not sure to be able to help in that case, yo.






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