Funny Citizenship Requests [Part 10]

Day 2,734, 10:17 • Published in USA USA • by ubuntu21


hey ya folks,
ubuntu21's talking to you again. Well, I am sorry for the long break. Here's a new series of "Funny Citizenship Requests". Enjoy.
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But before starting the actual topic, see this first...





Immigration Office of the United States of America
Desbertaferro, Citizen of Egypt
"I would like to have eUSA cs because in my country there's a new dictatorship that makes imposible to do anything good there. "
Congressman: We have a dictatorship as well and it's working pretty fine. Maybe you start with some politics and try to be a dictator yourself.

Aaron A Fischer P , Citizen of Venezuela
"Dear Congressmen, I want to below U.S.A. because in my country there are many problems, that can't solve with reason. I'm very active in wars and think that I can good things for United States"
Congressman: Registered for more than three years and saying to be “very active“? Hilarious.

Omega Weapon, Citizen of Venezuela
"mert nagyon örülnék neki és semmi kedvem más béna országokba menni. szóval örülnék ha kapnék egy állampolgárságot. előre is köszi 🙂"
Congressman: This is the eUS Immigration Office. The appropriate language should be english. We don't speak what ever language this might be.


Immigration Office of Argentina
superpower69, Citizen of Georgia
"hi, i thought this is switzerland flag. But now i'm in georgia. Looks so the same. But now i wanna join switzerland. Eat good cheese and smile. Can help me please?"
Congressman: Well, …, what?


Immigration Office of the United Kingdom
plaguevictim69, Citizen of North Korea
"I joined North Korea as a joke. I didn't realize it was completely conquered. I'd like to join the eUK because I've had a character that was an eUK citizen in the past and I enjoyed it."
Congressman: Well, to join a country as a joke isn't funny at all. Also, why don't you just go back and play with your old account in the eUK? That's far less stressful for both you and me. Rejected.


Immigration Office of Thailand
Nasionalis Sarawak, Citizen of France
"Yo. I'm just passing by. 2 clicking now due to exams."
Congressman: Where is the advantage for us accepting your citizenship request if you're just 2-clicking?


Immigration Office of New Zealannd
Ricardo Mujica Correa, Citizen of Peru
"Heeey , I wanted to know if I can be part of the Norwegian community. I am currently Minister of Education in Peru , but today such as elections , may be my last day of work. I hope to receive with open arms. They can ask for the dictator or the CP . My English is not good 🙁 Best Regards."
Congressman: As a politician you shoud be able to apply at the correct Immigration Office. Rejected.


Immigration Office of Serbia
FAF Skinner, Citizen of Spain
"Hi! I would like to learn about the dark side, so please, acepto my request of CS. We will be good friends 🙂"
Congressman: You can't make friends on the dark side. And we don't have cookies.


Immigration Office of Hungary
Xykel, Citizen of USA
"I would like to move to Hungary. They do not have much people there and I don't like being in a huge area with tons of players. I would like to have a new opportunity and an actual chance to become a leader where I have a chance."
Congressman: If you run away from any competition you'll never be a leader of anything. Leaders rise out of competition. So, try to achieve something where you stay right now. There are always possibilities, you jsut need to find them.


Immigration Office of Romania
XaoC aJI4eH, Citizen of Bulgaria
"I am realy dissapinted from bulgarians! I want to get Romanian citizenship... Thank you!"
Congressman: I have talked to a friend of mine who works at the Romanian Immigration Office. He has sent me your past application to get the Bulgarian citizenship.
"I am realy dissapinted from Chileans! I want to get Bulgarian citizenship... Thank you!"
Do you see the similarities? I do.





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