Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail
What A Guy
With 14% turnout, incumbent eUSA president Herr Vootsman has edged out complete apathy by 6 votes to 2 in the SFP presidential primary.
While we see other parties trumpeting his similar showing in their various primaries, there's nothing to be proud of here. Herr Vootsman has inherited an awful global situation, to be sure, one that previous leaders ran from in fear. We admire his tenacity in stepping forward. But that confidence has not translated into results. We do not believe that his administration has risen to the challenges before us, perhaps not even recognizing our true position.
Politically, the president faces no real opposition, as the usually boastful party leaders of the right don't know how to deal with what's happening to eUSA either. So we expect the Vootsmeister-General to cruise to a second term even as the country is collapsing. As he founders in the Oval Office, Congress has descended into some kind of cellar dweller feces-production contest, and the White House staff brings new meaning to "Discord server."
We hope that the second Vootsy administration will consider a significant restructuring, emphasizing experience over loyalty, and delegating military matters to seasoned operatives. It may be too late to save America, but there's no reward for those who don't try.
As for the mental midgets rearranging the deckchairs in Congress in the midst of this crisis, you will be answering charges of crimes against humanity when the People's Tribunals are set up in Tompkins Square Park.
May Marx bless our troops!
The president visits Camp David.
Comments
Tellin' it like it is. Vote for Voots, and hope for a miracle!
Very well written. ❤
It had to be said
I look so forward to the People's Tribunals that will be set up in Tompkins Square Park.
meta clown
and you will be one of the first to fast the Tribunal trite.
You charges are vast
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Current situation is not that bad.
Everything will get better soon
Nice article, tho Idk being a president when nobody is stepping up to help during an impossible political and military situation is incredibly dispiriting. I think this is a little hard on Voots who has been more present in personally communicating than most cps have been.
I do think this is an accurate representation of the eUS political scene though.
I think the president can take a little constructive criticism. There's always room for improvement.
wasn't suggesting otherwise o7
Really good article. o>
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Spam off.
And sod off!
I would've voted but we got this really good stuff and I got distracted and...
it's the darkest before the dawn.
We cant stop here! Its bat country.
We still love you, Voots! Just not as much as if you were preventing the wipe of our great nation. But congrats on your imminent second term. Standing by for constructive discussion.
one that previous leaders ran from in fear.