[CP] Madness
LarssonKaisa
Mo Chairde,
I'd like to thank every citizen who voted for me to be our Country President. I promise to lead our nation with a pinch of craziness to ensure we have a good time. In my manifesto, I said this month would be quite mundane. I was mistaken. See I thought we would have a nice dandy little time, make the country into a little cosy cottage perfect for a cup of tea with your Granny. I had a few little plans that were nothing short of pleasant. We would have been a beautiful school choir. Fortunately we've discovered some punk-rock music which has caused us go a bit wild. Think Jack Black and his School of Rock, only better.
One of my plans for us to engage in a sort of friendly war-game with the United Kingdom whereby we fight eachother until the death and then perform CPR (no homo) releasing regions and beginning again. Technically a TW with no structure except us inevitably slaughtering one another for the laugh. FUN RIGHT.
The UK thought no, they didn't like the idea. They thought their time is better spent doing a bit of "Puppy Play" with Macedonia and Bulgaria. Anyway, they get a goodnight kiss every night and have a sprinkle of sugar on their Rice Crispies every morning, to them, this was enough to enjoy the game. Simple minds, simple game.
Another silly thing I've done is propose an air strike on Argentina. See they have high determination in some American regions so we're going to go and take them. We are building an Irish Empire. It is believed we are coming as friendly but this is not true. We are coming to take the world. With colonies in Belgium and USA, we will be an undisputed superpower.
All jokes aside, we are coming as friendly and will commence a third Training War here as well as being strategically significant in returning our good pals the Yanks to the map. We're being good guys.
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All fun and mundane right? Sure.
Le meas,
Slua
Comments
SUPER ULTIMATE SUPREME RADIOACTIVE IRISH GOATS CYPRUS POWER UBER-BOSS-STYLE-IN-YOU-TEEN-SISTA-FACE-HA!
ITS TIME GET FUNKY.
TWO HOPS THIS TIME. FREEZE. EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS.
CHA CHA REALY SMOOTH
we're out all night to goat lucky 😃
Belgium sends its regards.
o7
sprinkle of sugar on their Rice Crispies every morning...
lololol
I like you....
Yay we get to click buttons for the month
hahahahaaah holy shit 😃
Let's conquer the world! 🙂
o/
Good luck
Anything to be closer to the goats
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