What is so interesting about Wales?

Day 1,046, 09:37 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Humphrey Appleby
“Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.”
-Dylan Thomas (Welsh Poet)

Loyal readers would have read a few weeks ago my very humble opinion on Canada's foreign policy.

(http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/a-very-humble-observation--1516478/1/20)

It sparks serious concern when we consider the repetitive attempts by Canada to take control of this pretty useless region; this time it appears Great Britain can’t be bothered to keep it from people who seemingly desperately desire it. But the question (so evilly embedded in the title) still needs to be answere😛 why Wales?!


A nice bit of history for our more intellectual readers

I know Canada’s general culture these days become difficult to understand par Moose, Maple Leaves and, of course, the Syrup, but the Welsh culture would hardly be an improvement. A questionable friendliness towards sheep (mandatory joke is mandatory), a language that makes little sense other than to epileptic skitsophrenics (spl?), and two completely insane eRepublikers by the names of Mike Kelley and Maddog Jones.

As you can see, a hardly interesting region.

This calls into question the motives of Canada, and indeed the mystification of how they can afford it since their last attempt at invading their ‘Mother’ Country. Perhaps it’s because they consider the Welsh to be weak, which is quite true barring the fact their advances lost several times in a row there. Perhaps the admins will be bringing into effect a new ‘special ability’ Wales has on the new military system?


Death by Sheep

Thus, I have complied an accurate series of events that led to Wale’s annexation

Coast defence spot the Canadian;s, but artillery fire fails rapidly


Canadians arrive on the Welsh coast, and promptly begin their de-mining session


The Welsh local defenders fight valiantly to defend their homelands, but to little avail


The village people carry out their Ministry of Defence orders


Finally, the Canadian Secret Service finds the last Welsh Spy.


And the last Welsh-person acquits herself in traditional style.


Final Joke

I must apologise for claiming our current economic woes were caused by "a load of reckless cuts".
It appears the "n" key was broken on my keyboard.


Yours, as always,


Sir Humphrey Appleby MP, PP, MoFA, MoT, MiD, SAS, QC, GCB, KBE, MVO, MA (Oxon)
British Minister of Foreign Affairs, Minister of Trade