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Welcome to Congress

Day 5,606, 14:56 • Published in Canada Canada

• by screamingslave

Well I wasn't really expecting this, and I suspect nobody else was either. I'd like to welcome all my friends, family, and sexy lovers to congress! Also welcome back to returning members who have been working hard all these years toiling in congressional mines to liberate money imprisoned in the country accounts.

Shown here a loyal congress person chipping away at the tax deposit in vain.

But now I'd like to talk about something important.

Mental Health Awareness.

We all know how stressful this "game" can be when somebody does ANYTHING you don't like. Hours of arguing and trolling, deleted comment threads, precious hydration spent watering the grass your trying to touch with your hot salty tears.

Please consider your mental well being! Take breaks. Stay hydrated, maybe hug your children before they forget who you are!

shown here e-rep player talking to their councellor.

Its been really nice catching up with everybody on my little e-vacation. I haven't even left yet and I'm already looking forward to our next little visit in another 5 years.

Comments

Rylde Day 5,606, 15:25

Nothing to do but argue when you watch the govt and there supporters line there pockets from "programs" and do everything they can in there power to keep your team from succeeding in the game.

Vexing Chaos Day 5,606, 15:31

THEIR DUMBASS

Rylde Day 5,606, 15:39

Go huff some puck bunny farts Chance

Vexing Chaos Day 5,606, 16:21

Get some new material 🤡.

Rylde Day 5,606, 16:34

says the guy browsing the erepublik simulater correcting grammar lmao

Vexing Chaos Day 5,607, 07:58

Typical ignorant response.

Wilhem Klink Day 5,606, 16:09

" keep your team from succeeding in the game"

And what does that look like to you?

Rylde Day 5,606, 16:30

Go about your business klink, we have no reason to talk so why waste the time.

Rylde Day 5,606, 16:30

My teams goals are really none of your business thats why there my team.

Wilhem Klink Day 5,607, 03:06

"My team"
Has no goal other than Handbag ego-stroking. Got it.

Wilhem Klink Day 5,607, 03:07

Wonder who'll be Party President next month in AP.

Dopes II Day 5,606, 16:29

But arguing is one of the most fun aspects of the game!

Rylde Day 5,606, 16:35

Im kinda tired of it its just the same guys and no one changes there opinions on anything and its like pulling teeth just getting basic information that should be posted to all. At this point its better just to light everyting on fire once were the dominant clan.

Exalted Druid Day 5,606, 18:32

Sounds like you coping from the Trump play book now.

Rylde Day 5,606, 18:45

Nah but it shouldnt take me 3 hrs to get answer to a very basic question from 5 diffrent guys that know the answer. It was generaly good information for the public to know not just me. Thats when i knew.

Mary Chan Day 5,606, 19:52

~hyuu~

screamingslave Day 5,606, 21:19

I have to say this is my favorite throw back comment!!!

Mary Chan Day 5,607, 04:25

Indeed.

Shimmothee J Sharklamet Day 5,606, 20:15

I will say... it seems hard to break into Canadian politics. This is my first term in congress after being shut out in other parties where "preferred individuals" are lined up in the congress line even when I sign up as soon as congress opens. I get politics is favoritism personified, but lets get some new blood in the political stream here..

screamingslave Day 5,606, 21:15

congratulations. the first one is the hardest. at least we don't write up long winded pretend legalese filled make believe proposals anymore and force people to debate and pre-vote on 3rd party forums. that was some next level ego stroking role play, and if they didn't like the cut of your jib, it didn't matter if you were elected, they just wouldn't let you into their little clubhouse.

Canadian Leopard Day 5,607, 20:52

That is not my experience. I joined this game a month ago from the satoshi promo in the ZBD website. There was a message in my inbox from Kippers to which I replied and he has been corresponding back and forth with me. Kippers has taught how to earn medals, where to fight and other basic stuff. I also made congress first time. Just ask and you will get answers. That is my experience.

Thedillpickl Day 5,606, 20:27

BTW, that first pic is someone mining sulfur. One of the most cancerous, underpaid jobs in the world.

Let's turn Canada into hell. 👿

screamingslave Day 5,606, 21:18

I think people underestimate how deliberate my choices are in everything I do from choosing a robot that just wishes he had feelings as my profile pic to the trolling in my articles, including showing the politics in this country as a cancerous deadly job 😛

Thedillpickl Day 5,607, 00:35

Yeah... That's why I chose my avatar. Take a close look, let me know if there is anything there that might accidentally make you think I give a fuck.

Majial Day 5,607, 07:43

eCan is more closely related to limbo MrPickl.

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