The Stig, Carradine and the unexpected Hungarian inquisition - oh so Swedish!
Day 569, 23:55
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by Misho
Sweden is popular nowadays -
everyone want a piece of it!
It started out with the Germans, they didn't use the normal diplomatic language. It was more an invitation othervise found in the bedroom - or in any local Swedish cafeteria: "Come get me Viking! Grrrr! Take me and spank me, you know I've been naughty. You know I deserve it!"
Those words and the body language said it all. The Germans knew that it would look bad if they attack other countries, history is against them. Especially after their attack and occupation of Poland. The modern German tactic is to seduce and invite others and then transform them into good Germans. Todays modern Swedes have grown up with hundreds of years with peace, they are started to getting sick of bicycle helmets and cars that are more safe than fun.
We are ready to sell SAAB to Koenigsegg, the only car manufacture able to build a car even the Stig couldn't handle and to give our political trust to Pirates to lead us. We are modern thrill seekers, we might not always do what is safest. We are unorthodox. I bet Carradine is a Swede also, or at least an eSwede.
Swedes can resist anything, except temptations.
Its a historic fact that the reminding order from the Captains of the Longboats to their frenzy crews: 'Remember, First Loot, then burn!' was not seldom replied with a surprised '..what about cuddling then!?'
Its a myth that the helmets the vikings wear where horned, the horny ones where the vikings themselves! The Germans knew this. The Hungarians and the Frenchmen have heard the stories and perhaps they are reasoning like Oscar Wilde? 'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.'
Do it the Swedish way! God didn't provide you with instincts so that you should turn them down with thinking! The brain and the modern thoughts are just poor add ons to the human being causing internal conflicts in the otherwise logic system, just like V1 did to eRepublik!
Perhaps this is why Swedes consume so much bananas, we are more basic. Not more 'down-to-earth-basic' but rather 'three-climbing-basic'. A good Swedish leader is strong, silent and has a silver back.
PEACE GC has showed great interests for eSweden. Hungary, Italy and France are all competing to get a piece of the big Swedish lower sausage. Some Swedes might say 'suck it up' and play hard balls and make all kinds of mistakes but we more experienced guys knows how to enjoy a fight even though we for sure will lose it in the end. We just relax and hope it doesn't go to quick and ends to messy. After all, these battles consume lots of energy and we need time to reload.
Signed with Love
/Misho
A side note: Hungary and France attacking Sweden on the day when the Admin announced the Spanish inquisition, who would expect that!?
everyone want a piece of it!
It started out with the Germans, they didn't use the normal diplomatic language. It was more an invitation othervise found in the bedroom - or in any local Swedish cafeteria: "Come get me Viking! Grrrr! Take me and spank me, you know I've been naughty. You know I deserve it!"
Those words and the body language said it all. The Germans knew that it would look bad if they attack other countries, history is against them. Especially after their attack and occupation of Poland. The modern German tactic is to seduce and invite others and then transform them into good Germans. Todays modern Swedes have grown up with hundreds of years with peace, they are started to getting sick of bicycle helmets and cars that are more safe than fun.
We are ready to sell SAAB to Koenigsegg, the only car manufacture able to build a car even the Stig couldn't handle and to give our political trust to Pirates to lead us. We are modern thrill seekers, we might not always do what is safest. We are unorthodox. I bet Carradine is a Swede also, or at least an eSwede.
Swedes can resist anything, except temptations.
Its a historic fact that the reminding order from the Captains of the Longboats to their frenzy crews: 'Remember, First Loot, then burn!' was not seldom replied with a surprised '..what about cuddling then!?'
Its a myth that the helmets the vikings wear where horned, the horny ones where the vikings themselves! The Germans knew this. The Hungarians and the Frenchmen have heard the stories and perhaps they are reasoning like Oscar Wilde? 'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.'
Do it the Swedish way! God didn't provide you with instincts so that you should turn them down with thinking! The brain and the modern thoughts are just poor add ons to the human being causing internal conflicts in the otherwise logic system, just like V1 did to eRepublik!
Perhaps this is why Swedes consume so much bananas, we are more basic. Not more 'down-to-earth-basic' but rather 'three-climbing-basic'. A good Swedish leader is strong, silent and has a silver back.
PEACE GC has showed great interests for eSweden. Hungary, Italy and France are all competing to get a piece of the big Swedish lower sausage. Some Swedes might say 'suck it up' and play hard balls and make all kinds of mistakes but we more experienced guys knows how to enjoy a fight even though we for sure will lose it in the end. We just relax and hope it doesn't go to quick and ends to messy. After all, these battles consume lots of energy and we need time to reload.
Signed with Love
/Misho
A side note: Hungary and France attacking Sweden on the day when the Admin announced the Spanish inquisition, who would expect that!?
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And I have really enjoyed the article of Toth Tamas about Hungary bringing thunder to Sweden 😃
Hagar the Horrible plus The Stig? Triple vote.
Misho! De här artiklarna kommer för sällan! 😃
Hehe
Voted, already subscribed.
Maybe things will turn around.
You Swedes have shown much more strategic smarts than we Americans have.
But right now, the Swedish/Polish occupation of Germany is reminding me of Operation Taco Bell in the US.
I suppose the real test for Sweden will come in trying to hold S-H; the test for Poland will be to see if they can hold Brandenburg.
I'm not Swedish or Polish, but if you wouldn't be offended by a suggestion, Sweden and Poland may want to come to agreements with Germany for proper compensation for these territories. Regardless of past grudges over Operation Burning Spirit.
True, the Vikings had a great deal of fun in what would become Ireland, England, the Baltic States, and Russia.
But, ultimately they got pushed back north of what would be the Kiel Canal, and across the Baltic.
Now might be a good time to make a deal with Germany, no matter how that grates on you.
du är guld!
Voted!!
Du måste skriva oftare. 😁
The modern eSwede is indeed a perfect combination of the trolling Dionists, the strictly game playing Ingonesians/Romanians and the economic nerds worshipping Kaleb.
I guess that is why people seem to:
a) Quote our articles and troll in the comments. But guys, "PIG DISGUSTING" and "Imperalistic" isn't really words of V1. You need to evolve and embrase our superiority or fail by using ePakistani tricks from the past.
b) Admire our aim to evolve the game beyond major tanking and TO's with thousands of tickets beeing spent only to cast a vote on a random guy in Spain, Norway, Russia.
c) People who found the features in ereptools.pl wonder how the heck we are able to actually export AND build up our stocks during a war without any high resources. A hint, it's not multi-acounts or exploits, it's simply a adjustment to the current situation and skilled GM's and financedepartment.
We embrase the interest of Hungary, France and Spain. I bet we would have Indonesia here if there were enough retreat-buttons in the regions separating us.
A member of Peace GC told me: "We like your country, I think we'll stay here!" I bet it was supposed to be a threath, but actually it was pure admiration of the wonderful eSweden.
Enjoy the game, I wish we had PvP!
Håller med Torin, saknar att ha dig lite överallt
xD
At laaaaaaaaaaaaaast... 😛
"Enjoy the game, I wish we had PvP!"
+1
I think PEACE GC provided you with fair fights. OK, you coudn't beat Hungary, so you will lose all the German regions, it's only a matter of time. It's really boring to fight from Hungary. We started a new battle and the wall is down -100k after an hour. But you have chance to win in the battle between France and Sweeden, and the same is true for the battle between Italy and Poland.
So you will lose, but you can enjoy the battles during the process. We matched you with even opponents 😃 Think about it as war games.
The point was to get us off the side-lines and into some regular fighting. Win or loose, at least we won't be bored.
Misho summerar läget perfekt!
Kape, you misunderstood then my words... I meant the former German lands. 🙂
ProTech I would not be so pompous in your place, because that never leads to clear head and rational calculations.
Yes, Hungary is able to deliver really hard hits nowadays....
Wonderfully written, Misho. 😉
Quicksilver: That was a quote from IRC while you were fighting against us, so naturally I assumed it meant Sweden. I hadn't read your article when I wrote the comment above.
I vote Misho for God!
Misho is the only true god there is!
Misho \o/
Kape: actually I fought _for_ Sweden then and I was stationed in a former German region, Schleswig-Holstein. I really enjoyed the multiple meanings of that sentence. 😛
France has no interests whatsoever in both Swedish and German occupied territories.
lol voted as usual
Jävligt bra skrivet Misho, du också Kape i din långa kommentar!
@ProTech - Look at the damage and you will see that we got quality and you quantity. I would rather have the first one to be honest.
Bra artikel som fan 🙂
Hungry - Hungary. Did you see similarity ?
HUNG(a)RY - HUNG(a)RI(a)
We will protect You if You give to us high region OIL, IRON. 😃
That is demagogic vision of PEACE in the WORLD ?
Give to me a BREAK !
Alecian: You have older players. Is this a great performance? I don't think so! Managing baby-booms..now that's something!
Did You meant multiply accounts ? xD
Every second someone hit from Hungary...
So far Hungary vs Sweden is 10:1 in damage. more then million against 100000...
Including Sweden allies we together make barely 100000 ...
"Enjoy the game, I wish we had PvP!"
+1
So that I could kick your ass, kape 🙂
Misho, a good read.
Nicely put!
Best article evar!
HisAirness: LOL! A Croatian is talking about multis xD ! We now about your clones..and I know, that you know that we don't have any!
That's when I have to say: sore loser!
Köp lotter!
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