The Freewheeling Experience Point Race
Wilhem Klink
Listen for the proper mood : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGxjIBEZvx0
Tem's in the air mixing up some Experience Points
Klink's in a tank clicking out more XP
Plato in headless chicken saying don't click, servers down again
Look out kid, you hit a new level
Don't know when but you're doin it again
Duck down to ground and pick up some quick clicks
You gotta click click click hard till you fill up the bar
Levels are rising, its kinda surprising
Get a point, get two, vote for who?
Get five, get elected and get jivved
Levels are going up wicked slowly, this is gonna take time wholy
Mash the mouse, buy a pack, CAPTCHA can't hack, arrow goes back
You don't need to be a Party Prez to reject dumb things thats sez
Boosters don't give you extra XP but Plato will give you some for free
Multis are creat-o, banned by Plato
Battle Heroes, Sky Heros
Give gold, but XP ya get is just zero
Look out Tem, you're falling behind
Better pump up the clicks, Klink's adding six
Something, something, I'm outta ly-rics
Don't need a weatherman to know which ways the wind blows
Two fans of Dylan-esque portions have entered into the honorable game of Experience Level Racing:
TemujinBC - revisits Highway 61
Wilhem Klink - feels The Times they are a-Changin'
The winner is the first to add 100 experience levels to their profile. Said winner gets to lord it over the loser, confident in their superiority as evidenced in an utterly pointless 15-year old browser-based game that lets anyone with two gold be a "Press Director".
And loser has to donate
The Starting point of this Positively 4th Street event
And where we after 8 meaningless weeks
The chart for those All Along the Watchtower
Klink's lead pushes up two to 9 levels
A running graph that is Knockin' on Heaven's Door
The mood of the racers as evidenced by Mr. Dylan hisself in black & white
Klink
Tem
Lots of racing left.
Comments
Clearly verse 2 was the best verse, but I can't follow Dylan's cadence.
~hyuu~
https://youtu.be/a-SDwYnIDJ0
Holy shit man this might be your best yet.
I'm going to have to do some srs fighting over the next little while, to narrow things a bit