eRoad Trip

Day 5,456, 11:56 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Dangles

I've come to the conclusion that Wisconsin is not the place to run companies currently, thanks to South Africa. Tent colonies litter the sidewalks, feces and syringes litter the streets. It's been suggested that D.C. is where the cool kids have companies, so Ill be packing up my baby oil and cowboy boots, wrapping my Precious Moments figurines in newspaper and taking the long route to D.C.

In preparation for this road trip I ask, what eLandmarks should I include, what sights should be seen? Anyone remember what state I can find the ruins of the Saint Scrabman Memorial Q5 Hospital?

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What about the Emerick Presidential Library shaped like a massive phallus of victory?
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Any other sights to be seen or stops I should make?