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In an exciting and totally unexpected turn of events that are only slightly slapdash and completely half assorized, I bring you the undeniable news that Herr Vootsman has been nominated by some members of USWP to be president of the U S of A.
This reporter has never seen anything like this happen three times in a row, at least since last Tuesday.
AMERICA!!!!
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That action news theme!
I may or may not have spent 20 min looking for the perfect news opener XD
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It's an old new.
Or better, it's a new old.