Americans forgive us our sins.

Day 550, 04:45 • Published in USA Sweden • by Misho
America forgive us our sins.

When you think about Sweden you think blond beautiful women, unexploited wildlife, snow and general peace and love. But something is very wrong in Sweden and has always been. Just look at the Vikings, what ever they did it wasn't sanctioned by God - at least not the one who are suppose to bless America after every presidential speech. The Norse Gods where different, they slept with their sisters, beat trolls from the age of five and so on so no wonder the vikings wasn't much better.
But that was 1000 years ago, we have accepted Jesus Christ today, even build bloody churches all over the country to honor him and his dad. We are freaking civilized today, aren't we?

Well some viking traces are still here, a couple of our weekdays are named after our old Gods. Oden, Thor and the guy with the giant erection.

Now in Erepublik we the Swedes are chopping up German like sauerkraut with what it looks like no more reason than some German back stabs, broken promises and threats - frankly I don't have the whole picture since I'm rather inactive now days.
Is the Swedish attack a revenge on Sigmund Freud!? No I would say, since Sweden has always historically stopped at the Austrian border - Sigmund Freud was Austrian. And the only ones fighting to conquer Austria are the Germans - but I'll let them speak for themselves. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Peace loving Swedes, forgive and forget?

Doesn't seem like it. And this is the same people who creates Volvo, a car market segmented not to be fun to drive, not to be cheap, not to be luxurious, nor environmental friendly or sporty but.. safe.

Perhaps the Swedes consider the Germans like elks? Untrusted creatures who now and then walk out in the highway causing casualties and death - even when signs and fences are created. The Germans have started wars before and once they get to big they will start more - so better shoot some off? Is that the policy here? I don't know really.

The Swedish mind is complex. Perhaps we should blame the alcohol? But since the peaceful Frenchmen drinks more than the Swedes and since Sweden didn't attack even though it was controlled by the most high octane President in eRepublik history - Algaroth. (It's a Foam Rocket Fact that he hasn't been sober for at least 20 years.) I don't think alcohol can be blamed here.
Hitler never drank alcohol and didn't even eat meat. Look what such a diet made with him.

This letter is an apology from Sweden and so far I've only talked Volvos, Elks, Freud and Alcohol - where is the apology?

Here it comes. After ABBA, Roxette, Robyn, Ace of Base, The Ark, The Sound, The Cardigans and so on. I feel an official apology is in it's place - especially after sneak attacks like this one from Jonas 'Basshunter' Altberg. Destroying good music taste for a whole generation of youngsters.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkbWSthhWjE&feature=related

Scrabman, Americans, forgive us our sins.

With love
Misho