A very humble observation.
Sir Humphrey Appleby
-Al Capone
Canadian philosophy
It’s quite common now for a humble Briton such as I to, every now and again, check our ever enlightening national media to see which silly foreigner has attempted to troll our foreign policy this week. Ever since I become the British Minister of Foreign Affairs, the contextual information has been a tad bit ironic. But the inaccuracy of most of these articles, especially from foreign ministers themselves, isn’t the worst aspect of these morale wars that we so arduously wage; it’s the sheer lack of creativity.
A good troll is one that can make both sides of the fence laugh; a bad troll is one that appeals to the sweaty masses of the country it originates from. Ignorant people on the streets and shuffling out of the cabinet room, smirking over one irrelevant insult after another. It is beside the point that our Prime Minister, Jamesw, sniffs a couple of dodgy substances on the weekend. It is beside the point that our esteemed Chancellor, Margaret H Thatcher, is probably going to end up a victim of the pope’s visit to the UK – The fact of the matter is that they do a very good job indeed.
One of the annoying attributes of the Canada war was that they still continue to barrage our media with “lulz u lost and thus, are forthrightly britfags”. The humble truth of the situation is that their government is now almost completely bankrupt and the inefficiency of their Irish allies lead to the entertaining coup d’état of their government. Furthermore, Canada was only able to make such prestigious advances due to the differences in timezones, thus becoming the main benefactors of our Lord Admins’ completely inability to foresee the unfairness of Britain having to fight at 4 in the morning.
Nonetheless, I welcome decent trolls to the British media as some of them are very well turned out.
Canadian Foreign Policy summed up very well.
Final Joke
A man walks into a Library and says, "Oi *****. I want a ******* book to learn some ******* Spanish. Where the **** are they?"
Librarian says, "There's no need for that language, sir!"
He says, "You're probably right. They all speak English anyway."
Yours, as always,
Sir Humphrey Appleby MP, PP, MoFA, MoT, MiD, SAS, QC, GCB, KBE, MVO, MA (Oxon)
British Minister of Foreign Affairs, Minister of Trade
Comments
lol
Your jokes: sickapedia much?
unsub
lol
For a minute I thought you were talking about Maddog... pffft
v+s
please do the same for my paper http://tinyurl.com/339djbk
thanks : )
V becouse joke 😃
no, they definitely won the war... after all they held high sheep in Wales for a week or two - who cares about the cost?!
wher did ya find the pic? thers finally sum1 who speeks my own langwhich lol
bye the way am runnign 4 pp in sum party in canada pleez read dis lol:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/vote-sean92-4-cpf-prisident-lol-1513355/1/20
am relly serouis butt peepel dosent fink am serouis idk why lol
Bieber is gay
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panda or bieber?
100% for the panda
I concur with the above comment.
What What? Tiddly Pom! A lovely day for oysters, mother. - King George III
How in the hell can we respect anything from a country who's royalty says such things. Furthermore, at least the English seem to have some sense of culture, he made a signiature and talks in complete sentences. Anyone who has good grammar these days is a friend of mine. 😕
Panda.
The Bieb is actually a pretty intense little bugger. I hate his music, but who cares I'm not teenie girl so I'm not supposed to. You'll have to respect him a least a bit like I do now after seeing him go up against Shaq on the basketball court. Pretty sure he'd kick your ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsVS9nh3YFs
BTW I guarantee you that that is a Brit on the watermelon slingshot, so who's laughing at who? No wonder we crushed your artillery.
Good read as always.
And definitely panda.
I hate feckin' castrato!
"BTW I guarantee you that that is a Brit on the watermelon slingshot, so who's laughing at who? No wonder we crushed your artillery."
I sense eHatred.
I didn't understand the final joke
And actually, Spanish is a very usefull language to learn because they speak english very bad. I mean even worse than French.
Voted.
Good read.
@loserhailose I am glad that you appreciate the finer points about language, because your second point is certainly not furthermore relative to the first.
Voted, nice signature.
Seriously, queenlicker, what is this rubbish?
You were high when you wrote this garbage, right?
Evidently not high enough to come up with the insult 'Queenlicker'.
I bet she tastes like sand
What? You mean to say the queen is worth defending, sha?
It looks like you do comedy even better.
:3 deffo panda
OMG IS THERE A GUY HERE NAMED PIMPDOLLAZWELFARE? OH SHIT! DUDE, ARE YOU ACTUALLY BLACK?
Puberty is gonna hit justin beiber like a train
OH WOW, MEGHAN IS THE COOLEST OLDFAG EVER, MUCH BETTER THAN AJAY BRUNO
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