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Like you, I have been farting around with the latest event that our dear leader Plato made for us. The event that makes us, or gives us a chance to travel around the eWorld. Along the way, i get the chance to pick free goodies. From candy treats, weird aircraft gun thingies or whatever to 40 gold.

Like you, I have snagged a couple 40-gold. I mother loving love it.

This event kept me engaged.

Infact, over time I have been working my butt off and saving all my energy bars and Q7 guns for a future date that when i felt comfortable that I was capable of winning a medal. I would use them in one go.



I won not 1 but 4 medals. Holy crap of fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Not in my lifetime would i think I could do such a thing unless I was a big hitter like Gnilraps or Groot or Leroy Combs, a few examples.

This event made it so much more fun. Somehow I enquired 4 120,000,000 bombs and I started farting around with them and picked up a medal where a Hungurian messaged me (I punched the messages in translation mode) and I was basically called a Gypsy among other not so nice names. “Why did you wait till the last minute?”

Simple, either it was Guy A, Guy B or me. I choose me. Me won...4 times. Once in air and 3 back to back to back within an hour.

Say what you will, but I feel really good about myself, ingame. But, I worked for it. That's the thing. I worked my butt off saving my energy bars and traveling around the map to gather as much other misc. stuff as my little girly man hands can.

I didn't punch in my credit card info and rushed through the map. I worked for it. I have been selling my goods in turn for guns and storing them till I feel good enough to use them in one setting and it works. So yes, I did wait until the last minute but the hungurian fellow’s strength is about twice more that mine and they have slapped 3x more damage than i have in my elife. Can’t win them all.

Today, i felt great. I treated myself with a good time and think other players should do that too. I want others to brag about that hard work and you grind your way to the top of the leaderboard in your MU.



To most people, my numbers mean nothing but to me, and I know we are only at the beginning of the week but I felt like I climbed Mt. Everest.

I became my own world champion. I became something for 5 whole minutes.

With that being said; Thank you Plato for this event. I totally got something out of it. It usually takes me about 6 months to save up to win a medal but in one night I won 4. You gave me a sense of fun, a sense of hope for other players to have that same satisfaction I had this evening.

Thank you for this event. Its actually more fun than the resource wars. Maybe since I am basically getting free stuff? Maybe since its new? Maybe since I am feeling good right about now? Who knows!!!

Anywho, I have a 4 day weekend and that's why you are seeing my weekly editorial a few days early. Hope you gobble that turkey down like gobbling up battle hero medals.

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Have a good weekend
-DSS