White House Press Release #107: Liaoning!
Day 917, 02:49
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by James S. Brady Press Room
Secretary’s note: My apologies for the recent lack of press releases. I've been dealing with an IRL situation where I found myself uprooted, without a place to live earlier than I expected. It will be fully resolved on Thursday, at which time the Press Corps will be contacted and the first conference will be set up. Again I apologize for the delay. On to the release:
A few hours ago, an attack on Liaoning, Serbia’s high iron region, was launched. This is it people, it’s going to be one of the most important battles of all time. Fingerguns wants you to fight with weapons there. We Americans do as Fingerguns says, so grab your free guns and tear that wall down!
By this time tomorrow, with the help of our Bros and friends in EDEN, we could be relaxing in Lion King. Do your part and fight with guns!
Get out and vote!
Today is the congressional election day. You, as an active eUS citizen, are encouraged to get out and vote. Move out of the fortress state and vote somewhere else, somewhere it matters.
Contact Rod Damon and see if there is a potential PTO threat that you could help out with. If not, read up on congressional candidates, decide who you want to represent the nation in Congress and vote! The elections in Karnataka are never very eventful, but other states are often tied up and decided by the experience point tiebreaker. Your vote matters, especially when you’re outside of a fortress state. Do your duty as an American citizen and vote!
Citizens with foreign citizenships are reminded to consult Strategic Air Command before voting. Citizens running ads for their congressional elections are asked to stop, or change the ads to link an article about Liaoning. This battle is far, far more important than the election. Remember, your country comes first!
All that business aside, let’s see a good turnout this election day! Support your country and get out and vote!
‘Til next time America,
David Landon
Secretary of Media
Guarden Draak
Press Secretary
A few hours ago, an attack on Liaoning, Serbia’s high iron region, was launched. This is it people, it’s going to be one of the most important battles of all time. Fingerguns wants you to fight with weapons there. We Americans do as Fingerguns says, so grab your free guns and tear that wall down!
By this time tomorrow, with the help of our Bros and friends in EDEN, we could be relaxing in Lion King. Do your part and fight with guns!
Get out and vote!
Today is the congressional election day. You, as an active eUS citizen, are encouraged to get out and vote. Move out of the fortress state and vote somewhere else, somewhere it matters.
Contact Rod Damon and see if there is a potential PTO threat that you could help out with. If not, read up on congressional candidates, decide who you want to represent the nation in Congress and vote! The elections in Karnataka are never very eventful, but other states are often tied up and decided by the experience point tiebreaker. Your vote matters, especially when you’re outside of a fortress state. Do your duty as an American citizen and vote!
Citizens with foreign citizenships are reminded to consult Strategic Air Command before voting. Citizens running ads for their congressional elections are asked to stop, or change the ads to link an article about Liaoning. This battle is far, far more important than the election. Remember, your country comes first!
All that business aside, let’s see a good turnout this election day! Support your country and get out and vote!
‘Til next time America,
David Landon
Secretary of Media
Guarden Draak
Press Secretary
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Let's make this one count!
american pigdog cheeseburger credit card lolololololol u nevr take Lian keeng.
Good luck in elections everyone! Please be considerate with your ads, Liaoning is much more important than your 4 gold treasure map.
Lion King, here we come 😃
"Good luck in elections everyone! Please be considerate with your ads, Liaoning is much more important than your 4 gold treasure map."
^This. Let's see no Congress ads today! LK > Petty politics.
I am sorry to inform you that Liaoning is closed for foreign troops. Due to your lack of humor and your unprovoked attacks *(this one is second) we are forced to implement the following steps:
1-we will stop watching The Simpsons
2-we will stop watching The Friends
3-we will stop drinking Coca-Cola
4-we will stop drinking Pepsi
5-we will continue to beat you on the battlefields
So please, TAKE YOUR CREDIT CARDS OUT and start pumping the gold into the admins pockets. You can beat the game, but you can`t beat the Serbs. We have only one profession in this game
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Your friendly neighbour,
Spide... oh sorry,
Pokac
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what is The Friends? do you mean Friends?
Allies send their troops, Croatia sends its entire nation!
HAIL USA
HAIL CHINA
HAIL BROLLIANCE
HAIL EDEN
@Pokac: we (and by we, I mean me) were never even drinking those toxic waste drinks - Coke and Pepsi. We prefer European refreshing drinks, such as wine, and absinthe and also some African drinks such as beer (was known in Ancient Egypt, thus it's an African drink 🙂 ).
Also, why would we watch a crappy TV show such as Friends when we can watch South Park?
Hostilian,
Lucky you, but I drink Cola *(although it comes from factory in Zemun) and I don`t like beer at all🙁
I forgot about SP🙂
"although it comes from factory in Zemun"
common misconception.
my granny was a director of some part of that factory. they just get some "stuff" (which they can't analyze since that would break their contract with coke) and mix it with water and CO₂.
*Sharpens his battle axe*
Let's win in Liaoning!
1389 , look it up on google, and know that you will NEVER get your hands on our Liaoning or Kosovo!
And, a friendly edvice, try to remember 1999, F117 (veary visible 😛PPP)
"And, a friendly edvice, try to remember 1999, F117 (veary visible 😛PPP)"
Say, how many successful F117 missions did we have compared to that one? anybody? oh ya, tons.
Also Mr. Serbian lrn2english 😃